Robby: Who has sex for three hours?
Jay: We did!
Robby: That's the length of the movie "Lincoln". You did the full Lincoln.
Annie: I love fucking you.
Jay: I fucking love you.
Jay: Nobody understands the cloud.
Owner of YouPorn: Not Playboy! Did Hugh send you?
Owner of YouPorn: See this is the thing, you put me in a position where my only options are to beat your ass or call the God damn cops.
Jay: Sir, I see where you are coming from.
Owner of YouPorn: Actually, I think we should beat their ass and call the God damn cops.
Bodyguard: I was thinking the same shit!
Hank: Can I get you anything? Coffee? Finger sandwiches?... Sliced pineapple?