Samantha: You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothing.
Samantha: Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.
Carrie: The most important thing in life is your family. There are days you love them, and others you don't. But, in the end, they're the people you always come home to. Sometimes it's the family you're born into and sometimes it's the one you make for yourself.
Carrie: Have you ever been in love?
Mr. Big: Abso-fucking-lutely
Carrie: The universe may not always play fair, but at least it's got a hell of a sense of humor.
Samantha: You dated Mr. Big. I'm dating Mr. Too Big.
Samantha: The country runs better with a good looking man in the White House. I mean, look what happened with Nixon; no one wanted to fuck him, so he fucked everyone.
Carrie: I revealed too much too soon. I was emotionally slutty.
Carrie: Your girl is lovely Hubbell.
Mr. Big: I don't get it.
Carrie: And you never did.
Charlotte: How can you forget a guy you've slept with?
Carrie: Toto, I don't think we're in single digits anymore.
Carrie: I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it.
Miranda: What's the big mystery? It's my clitoris, not the sphinx.
Carrie: I think you just found the title of your autobiography.
Mr. Big: Ever Thine, Ever Mine, Ever Ours.
Charlotte: Is it so much to ask that you not wear your dress up around your see-you-next-Tuesday?
Samantha: My what?
Charlotte: See... you... next
Carrie: Tuesday? Oh my god, was that a Schoolhouse Rock I missed?
Carrie Bradshaw: They say nothing lasts forever; dreams change, trends come and go, but friendships never go out of style.
Carrie: It's a slippery slope. First you're going once a week, and then it's three times a week, and then the next thing you know, you're starting every sentence with, "My shrink says".
Miranda: My shrink says thats a very common fear.
Samantha Jones: The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don't know how to screw you.
Carrie: Here, swear. Swear on Chanel.
