If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved.
Russell Lynes
Cynicism is the intellectual cripple's substitute for intelligence.
Russell Lynes
Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.
Russell Lynes
In my estimation, the only thing that is more to be guarded against than bad taste is good taste.
Russell Lynes
A lady is nothing very specific. One man's lady is another man's woman; sometimes, one man's lady is another man's wife. Definitions overlap but they almost never coincide.