Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

[the Sheriff has said he'll cut out Robin Hood's heart with a spoon]
Guy of Gisborne: Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?
Sheriff of Nottingham: Because it's DULL, you twit. It'll hurt more.

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

Sheriff of Nottingham: Just a minute. Robin Hood steals money from my pocket, forcing me to hurt the public, and they love him for it?
[Scribe nods]
Sheriff of Nottingham: That's it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas.

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

Azeem: Salaam, little one.
Small Girl: Did God paint you?
Azeem: Did God paint me?
[laughs]
Azeem: For certain.
Small Girl: Why?
Azeem: Because Allah loves wondrous varieties.

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

Friar Tuck: This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption. Let us give praise to our maker and glory to his bounty by learning about... BEER.

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

Azeem: A wise man once said: "There are no perfect men in the world; only perfect intentions."

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

Marian: How is it, that a once-arrogant young nobleman has found contentment, living rough with the salt of the earth?
Robin Hood: I've seen knights in armor panic at the first hint of battle. And I've seen the lowliest, unarmed squire pull a spear from his own body, to defend a dying horse. Nobility is not a birthright. It's defined by one's actions.

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

Sheriff of Nottingham: [to a wench] You. My room. 10:30 tonight.
Sheriff of Nottingham: [to another wench] You. 10:45... And bring a friend.

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

Friar Tuck: By the power vested in me, by God's holy church, I say let any man who has reason why these two should not be joined, let him speak now or forever hold his peace.
[silence]
Friar Tuck: Then, I now pronounce you...
King Richard: Hold, I speak!
[Everyone turns around to see knights coming]

Marian: Richard!
[Everyone, except Marian and a confused Azeem, kneels]
King Richard: I will not allow this wedding to proceed...
Robin Hood: [gets up] My lord...
King Richard: Unless...! I'm allowed to give the bride away. You look radiant, cousin.
Marian: Oh, Richard.

[they exchange kisses on the cheeks]
Robin Hood: We are deeply honored, Your Majesty.
King Richard: [shakes his hand] It is I who am honored, Lord Locksley. Thanks to you, I still have a throne. Friar, proceed!
Friar Tuck: [rising from his knees] My liege.
[clears throat]
Friar Tuck: ... Husband

and wife. You may kiss the bride.
Robin Hood: I know that.
[They kiss, and everyone cheers. The camera shifts to the Friar, who breaks the fourth wall and looks at the camera]
Friar Tuck: Now get out of it! We waste good celebration time!
[laughs]

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

Azeem: English! English! Behold, Azeem Edin Bashir Al Bakir. I am not one of you, but I fight! I fight with Robin Hood. I fight against a tyrant who holds you under his boot! If you would be free men, then you must fight! Join us now, join Robin Hood!

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

Friar Tuck: So... you sold your soul to Satan, Your Grace. You accused innocent men of witchcraft and let them die!
Bishop of Hereford: Brother Friar, you would not strike a fellow man of the cloth?
Friar Tuck: No, no, I wouldn't. In fact, I'll help you pack for your journey.
[weighs the Bishop down with several heavy sacks]


Friar Tuck: You're going to need lots of gold to help you on your way - you're a very rich man, eh? This too, and that!
[holds up one last bag]
Friar Tuck: And... here's thirty pieces of silver, to pay the Devil... ON YOUR WAY TO HELL!
[shoves the Bishop out of a window, to fall to his death]

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

Will Scarlett: [after launching Robin and Azeem over the wall] Fuck me, he cleared it!

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

Sheriff of Nottingham: Locksley. I'll cut your heart out with a spoon.
Robin Hood: Then it begins.

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

Sheriff of Nottingham: Now I have heard that Robin Hood may still be alive. Either tell me where he may be hiding, or you wll all hanged and we will catch him anyway and do the same thing to him.
Will Scarlett: I'd love to kill him for you.
Wulf: Will, no!
Sheriff of Nottingham: So he is alive, then?

Will Scarlett: I'm not really sure.
Sheriff of Nottingham: Then why would I need you?
Will Scarlett: Because, my lord, if he is alive, I can get close to him. I'm one of his men. He would never suspect me.
Wulf: He knows you always hated him, traitor!
Sheriff of

NottinghamWill Scarlett: Shut up!
Will Scarlett: He's a trusting fool. He'll believe me. And if he doesn't, he'll kill me. Then you've lost nothing.
Sheriff of Nottingham: If you fail, I will personally remove your lying tongue.
Will Scarlett: And if I succeed, I get my freedom and the bounty

on his head.
Sheriff of Nottingham: The lash, I think! Sorry about that. It'll make it more convincing.

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

Azeem: The hospitality in this country is as warm as the weather.

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

[Azeem shows Guy's approaching men with a telescope. Robin peers at it, bewildered]
Azeem: How did your uneducated kind ever take Jerusalem?

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

[talking about how many men that are about to be ambushed]
Robin Hood: How many?
Azeem: 20.
Robin Hood: 20?
Bull: [further away] How many?
Robin Hood: 5.
Robin Hood: [to Azeem] He can't count anyway.

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

Robin Hood: You're King Richard's cousin. You can give word to him of Nottingham's plans. He would believe you.
Marian: If the sheriff found out, I could lose all that I have.
Robin Hood: But will you do it for your king?
Marian: No. I'll do it for you.
[She kisses him and gets on the boat. They look at

each other intensely as the boat leaves]
Duncan: He fancies you, my Lady. I may be blind, but there are some things I still see.

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

Will Scarlett: It was your anger that drove them apart! It's not a lie! You ruined my life! I have more reason to hate you than anyone. But I found myself daring to believe you. What I want to know brother, is will you stay with us and finish what you've started?
Robin Hood: I have a brother? I have a brother!
[hugs and holds Will]

Robin Hood: So I'll stand with you, side by side. Until the end.
Bull: Until the end!
Little John: We are all bloody in!
Friar Tuck: Damn buggers!
Robin Hood: We finish this.

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

Azeem: Where I come from, we talk to our women. We do not drug them with plants.

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

Marian: You came for me... You're alive...
Robin Hood: I would die for you.