Parker Conrad
Parker Conrad

Some days you're the fire hydrant, and some days you're the dog.

Parker Conrad
Parker Conrad

Both in the short-run and the long-run, college students, collectively, have enormous spending power.

Parker Conrad
Parker Conrad

It feels good to have people who support you and back you and believe in you.

Parker Conrad
Parker Conrad

One of the lasting consequences of the unrest of the late 1960s was the removal of adult authority from the lives of undergraduates at many colleges. And, as a consequence, residential communities developed much as students themselves wanted them to.

Parker Conrad
Parker Conrad

If Harvard officials ban the microfridge, it will leave undergraduates without any cooking appliances at all allowed in their rooms.

Parker Conrad
Parker Conrad

Insurance brokers make way too much money for the value they provide.

Parker Conrad
Parker Conrad

The only thing I learned is that failure sucks, and you never want to do it. There's not a lot to be said for that particular lesson.

Parker Conrad
Parker Conrad

I'm too old to understand Snapchat.

Parker Conrad
Parker Conrad

I'll grab coffee with my wife and daughter and then am in the office around 9 or 10. From there, I usually have about 8 hours of meetings.

Parker Conrad
Parker Conrad

When professors expect a few dozen students and hundreds show up, it's a mixed blessing. While it's a testament to their popularity, it also means they have to scramble to interview and hire more teaching fellows, schedule rooms, and order lab supplies.

Parker Conrad
Parker Conrad

Media organizations are frequently criticized for a heartless approach to the news. Stories that are damaging to a person's reputation make the front page just as quickly - and many would say even more quickly - as stories that enhance it.

Parker Conrad
Parker Conrad

Journalists play God when they decide for their readers when to hide information from them. Frequently, those choices are unavoidable.

Parker Conrad
Parker Conrad

At Wikinvest, which got renamed Sigfig, we were constantly just two or three months away from not being able to make payroll.

Parker Conrad
Parker Conrad

Rightly or wrongly, for better or worse, valuation is a very important tool for recruiting - particularly in the markets for software engineering, where the market is really tight.

Parker Conrad
Parker Conrad

I was spending all my time at the 'Crimson' - like, 70 hours a week - and I didn't go to class for, like, a year. I failed out of school. I had to leave Harvard, really, halfway through my tenure as the 'Crimson' managing editor. It was this incredibly humiliating and shocking experience.

Parker Conrad
Parker Conrad

There's a lot of just administrative work that comes along with having employees.

Parker Conrad
Parker Conrad

I'm not going to run my business on the basis of quarterly numbers.

Parker Conrad
Parker Conrad

The way we designed self-driving payroll, it ends payroll as an independent system that you're entering information in by hand.

Parker Conrad
Parker Conrad

There's nothing easy about building a company at all. I find it really hard, just painful and difficult, and if you are successful, it's even worse than if you fail.

Parker Conrad
Parker Conrad

A good headline is far more than a summary. It has to characterize, in a few brief words, the most important themes and news items of the article it accompanies.