Kelly Radner: And the truth is they are lovely girls.
Mac Radner: Yes, super nice girls.
Jessica Baiers: Well, I don't think that they are because we literally saw them robbing your house.
Kelly Radner: Oh, thanks for fucking stopping them!
Mac Radner: [from trailer] They are using their sexuality as a weapon!
Beth: I'm a human woman! I need to watch this!
Mac Radner: Aww looks like she's got another little Jew in the oven!
Teddy Sanders: [from trailer] Hey, neighbors. Let's shut this shit down.
Mac Radner: They're making me hate something I love!
Oliver Studebaker: Legally this is not my responsibility!
Jimmy: [after drinking the sorority's punch] Shit, we got Cosby'd!
Teddy Sanders: That was really gross! Ew, why would you do that? That was like, WAY over the line!
Mac Radner: Unleash the hounds, sweetie!
Teddy Sanders: I've been playing for the wrong team!
Christine: [pick's up garbage bag] It's Garbage!
