Ben Gates: [as he's taking off his diving suit to reveal his tuxedo] Maybe one day I'll wear this to a party I'm actually invited to.
Emily Appleton: [as Ben is reaching into a rock] This could be a horrible trap.
[to Patrick]
Emily Appleton: Tell him it could be a horrible trap.
Patrick Gates: It could be a horrible trap.
Ben Gates: [Ben begins screaming in pain, everyone else recoils] Sorry couldn't resist.
[from trailer]
Riley Poole: We have thirty seconds to disable the alarm.
Ben Gates: Go.
[Ben and Riley break into a house and Riley disables the alarm]
Ben Gates: You did that in twenty-five seconds.
Riley Poole: That's why I tell people to get a dog.
Angry College Girl: [storming out of office] I *hate* her!
Patrick Gates: This is the right place.
FBI Agent Hendricks: [holding a newspaper, walking up to Sadusky] Sir, it looks like our friend Ben Gates is in the news again.
Sadusky: What did he find now, Atlantis?
Ben Gates: [in the service elevator, Ben is holding a bouquet of flowers] You're wearing the perfume I got you.
Abigail Chase: So?
Ben Gates: So I think it smells kind of pretty.
Abigail Chase: It's the flowers, Ben.
Ben Gates: [batting his eyelashes] No it's not.
Control Room Guard: The fire alarm's gone off.
Riley Poole: Uh-oh. God save the Queen.
Riley Poole: [seeing several police pulling up to the building] Oh look. My tax dollars at work, coming to arrest me.
[from trailer]
Riley Poole: So let's recap: We've broken into Buckingham Palace, and the Oval Office, stolen a page from the President's super-secret book, and actually kidnapped the President of the United States. What are we gonna do next, short-sheet the Pope's bed?
Ben Gates: Well, you never know.
[from trailer]
Ben Gates: I'm gonna kidnap him. I'm gonna kidnap the President of the United States.
Riley Poole: Wouldn't it just have been easier to make an appointment?
Patrick Gates: So the only question is, which Statue of Liberty?
Riley Poole: Exactly. Wait, is there more than one?
Patrick Gates: There are three, actually, Riley. One is in New York, one is in Luxembourg Garden.
Ben Gates: But he only referred to one as his "lady."
Riley Poole: [to Ben] Do you know what the taxes are on 5 million dollars? 6 million dollars.
Sadusky: [to Ben] Your friend writes a book about government conspiricies and you think we don't know about it?
Riley Poole: Did no one read my book?
Riley Poole: [running to the left front door of a car] I'll drive.
Ben Gates: We're in England.
Ben Gates: Someone else is after the treasure.
Riley Poole: Of course someone else is after the treasure. It's the axiom of treasure hunting.
