Scarlett Overkill: Work for me, and all this will be yours: respect, power...
Stuart the Minion: Banana!
Scarlett Overkill: ...Banana!
Bob the Minion: KING BOB!
Scarlett Overkill: DO you know who this is?
[points at a British Royal portrait]
Kevin the Minion: Uh... la cucaracha?
Scarlett Overkill: This is Queen Elizabeth! And I really, really, really want her crown!
Scarlett Overkill: Doesn't it feel so good to be bad?
[in a spa, with two fire hydrants]
Stuart the Minion: Mi bellas!
[makes out with them]
Queen Elizabeth II: [beats up Stuart] Gentlemen do not steal ladies' crowns!
[last lines]
Narrator: And that is how the Minions found their new boss! He was cunning! He was evil! He was perfect! He was... despicable!
Scarlett Overkill: You have no idea who you're messing with! I am the greatest supervillain of all time!
Young Gru: [chuckles] Oh, WERE you?
Herb Overkill: THIS IS TORTURE!
[the Minions play with a hangman's noose]
Herb Overkill: Guys! Cut it out! This is really unprofessional!
[from trailer]
Minions: [as a primitive is about hit hit a bear with a club] No, no, no! Hey, a piñata!
[the Minions cheered as the primitive hits the bear with a fly swatter, then the bear eats him alive as the Minions screamed in terror]
[Bob gives Scarlet his crown]
Scarlett Overkill: For me? Aww.
Bob the Minion: Si, para tu. Bye-bye!
Walter Nelson: You're going to Villain-Con, aren't ya?
Bob the Minion: Villain-Con!
Tina: [shows Kevin her magazine] I'm going to get all of my favorite villains to sign my magazine! Scarlet Overkill! If I was a minion, that's who'd I want to work for!
[the minions chase after Gru]
Scarlett Overkill: Are you really going to allow that little penguin to make off with MY crown?
[no one listens to her]
Scarlett Overkill: Oh, Herb... I'm done!
[from trailer]
Minions: [Picking a banana under a rock] C'est banana! Hahaha! Miam Miam! Huh?
[the rock starts rolling down towards a T-Rex]
Minions: Ay yi yi!
Scarlett Overkill: They took everything from me! My castle, my reputation! Things look bleak, baby, I'm not gonna lie! But now, at least, I have my crown!
[Gru freezes her off-screen]
[after growing into a giant by one of Herb's inventions, destroying the Overkill residence while the villains from Villain-Con watch]
Kevin the Minion: [loud booming voice] Bello.
Scarlett Overkill: [frozen; Gru takes the queen's crown out of her hand] Child, give me that back.
Young Gru: [smiles] No, I don't think so!
Scarlett Overkill: You have no idea who you are messing with! I am the greatest supervillain of all time!
Young Gru: [chuckles] Oh, WERE you?
[laughs]
