9 Men in Black: International Quotes (2024)

Men in Black: International

M.I.B UK Branch Head: Always remember: the universe has a way of leading you to where you're supposed to be, at the moment you're supposed to be there.

Men in Black: International

Agent O: You really think a black suit is going to solve all your problems?
Agent M: No. But, looks damn good on you.

Men in Black: International

Agent H: There should be a big red button 'round here somewhere.
Agent M: Found it.

Men in Black: International

Agent H: We are the Men in Black.
[silence]
Agent H: The Men *&* Women in Black!

Men in Black: International

Agent M: Should we call it in?
Agent H: Call it in? No. The paperwork is a nightmare!

Men in Black: International

Agent H: You've never been in love, have you? I'm not making fun. I'm genuinely asking. You've never once abandoned logic for passion?
Agent M: Heh. No, I haven't. Passion is unstable, and logic is constant. Yeah. Physical attraction is nothing more than chemical reactions in your brain. Can't trust them. They're not real.
Agent H:

Isn't the whole universe a chemical reaction? Pretty sure you can trust that. Feels pretty real.
Pawny: That's actually kind of deep.

Men in Black: International

Agent H: So, uh, it's Molly, huh?
Agent M: You're not supposed to know that.
Agent H: Well, too late. I know it now. Guess that it's only fair that you know mine.
Agent M: I don't wanna know.
Agent H: I'm gonna tell you.
Agent M: Okay.
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H: You ready? Horatio.
Agent M: It is not.
Agent H: It's not. It's Henry.
Agent M: Yeah, you look like a Henry.
Agent H: Good. It's all I got.
Pawny: I'm Steve.
Agent M: Steve? I thought you said pawns don't have names.
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