Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior

[first lines]
Narrator: My life fades. The vision dims. All that remains are memories. I remember a time of chaos... ruined dreams... this wasted land. But most of all, I remember The Road Warrior. The man we called "Max." To understand who he was, you have to go back to another time... when the world was powered by the black fuel... and the desert sprouted great cities of

pipe and steel. Gone now... swept away. For reasons long forgotten, two mighty warrior tribes went to war, and touched off a blaze which engulfed them all. Without fuel they were nothing. They'd built a house of straw. The thundering machines sputtered and stopped. Their leaders talked and talked and talked. But nothing could stem the avalanche. Their world crumbled. The cities exploded. A

whirlwind of looting, a firestorm of fear. Men began to feed on men. On the roads it was a white line nightmare. Only those mobile enough to scavenge, brutal enough to pillage would survive. The gangs took over the highways, ready to wage war for a tank of juice. And in this maelstrom of decay, ordinary men were battered and smashed... men like Max... the warrior Max. In the roar of an engine, he

lost everything... and became a shell of a man... a burnt-out, desolate man, a man haunted by the demons of his past, a man who wandered out into the wasteland. And it was here, in this blighted place, that he learned to live again.

Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior

Max: Two days ago, I saw a vehicle that would haul that tanker. You want to get out of here? You talk to me.

Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior

Max: I'm just here for the gasoline.

Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior

[last lines]
Narrator: And so began the journey north to safety, to our place in the sun. Among us we found a new leader - the man who came from the sky... the Gyro-Captain. And just as Pappagallo had planned, we traveled far beyond the reach of men on machines. The juice, the precious juice, was hidden in the vehicles.
[camera on Feral Kid]

Narrator: As for me, I grew to manhood, and in the fullness of time, I became the leader... the Chief of the Great Northern Tribe.
[camera on Max, pulling away from him]
Narrator: And the Road Warrior? That was the last we ever saw of him. He lives now... only in my memories.

Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior

Wez: [after someone is killed] *No!* *No more talk!* We go in! We kill! Kill! We kill 'em! They kill us, we kill them! Kill 'em! Kill 'em! Kill! Kill!
The Humungus: Be still my dog of war. I understand your pain. We've all lost someone we love. But we do it my way!
Wez: Losers... losers wait!
The Humungus: We

do it my way. Fear is our ally. The gasoline will be ours. Then you shall have your revenge.
[Wez passes out]
The Humungus: Take him away.
[soldiers drag Wez away; Humungus grabs intercom]
The Humungus: There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me your pump, the oil, the

gasoline, and the whole compound, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away and we'll give you a safe passageway in the wastelands. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.
[Soldiers start up their vehicles]
The Humungus: I await your answer. You have a full day to decide.
[Everyone drives away]

Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior

Toady: Greetings from The Humungus! The Lord Humungus! The Warrior of the Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla!

Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior

Mechanic: The last of the V8 Interceptors... a piece of history!
[Picks up the booby trap he just removed]
Mechanic: Would've been a shame to blow it up.

Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior

Wez: [to Max] YOU! You can RUN, but you can't HIDE!

Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior

Humungus: I am gravely disappointed. Again you have made me unleash my dogs of war.

Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior

Humungus: [lines spoken offscreen, scarcely audible but coming up in subtitles, while Max is eating the dog food] Smegma crazies to the left! The gate! Gayboy berserkers, to the gate!

Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior

Pappagallo: What is it with you, huh? What are you looking for? C'mon, Max, everybody's looking for something. You're happy out there, are you? Eh? Wandering? One day blurring into another? You're a scavenger, Max. You're a maggot. Did you know that? You're living off the corpse of the old world. Tell me your story, Max. C'mon. Tell me your story. What burned you out, huh? Kill

one man too many? See too many people die? Lose some family?
[Max turns to Pappagallo and gives him an angry glare]
Pappagallo: Oh, so that's it, you lost your family? That makes you something special, does it?

Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior

The Gyro Captain: They've got you wrong. You're not a coward. STUPID, maybe. But not a coward.

Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior

The Humungus: You disobey me! You puppy!

Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior

Max: If it's all the same to you... I'll drive that tanker.
Pappagallo: The offer is closed. Too late for deals.
Max: No deals. I want to drive that truck.

Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior

The Gyro Captain: [Max starts to pull a concealed knife from under his car. The Captain puts a loaded crossbow to his neck from behind] A fellah, a QUICK fellah, might have a weapon under there. I'd have to pin his head to the panel...

Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior

Curmudgeon: Ya have to come, sonny. This is where we're going.
[Unfolds a multi-panel scenic postcard]
Curmudgeon: Paradise! Two thousand miles from here. Fresh water. Plenty of sunshine. Nothing to do but breed!
[Gives Max a knowing wink]

Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior

Max: I got all I need here.
Papagallo: You don't have a future. I could offer you that.

Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior

Max: I want to drive that truck.
Zetta: And how do you plan to do that? Look at yourself. You couldn't drive a wheelchair.

Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior

The Gyro Captain: [the Gyro Captain realizes Max's shotgun had been empty the entire time] Empty! All this time!
[reproachful]
The Gyro Captain: That's dishonest! Low!

Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior

The Gyro Captain: Look, we had a deal. I show you the gas, and you let me go, right?
Max: The arrangement was I wouldn't kill you.
The Gyro Captain: After all I've done for you...
Max: [Max jerks the Captain's face to his own by the collar] I reckon you got a bargain, didn't you?