[first lines]
Eddie Morra: Obviously I miscalculated a few things.
Gennady: [banging door] Eddie! I know you're in there.
Eddie Morra: [a chainsaw revs up] Why is it that the moment your life exceeds your wildest dreams, the knife appears at your back?
Female Computer Voice: The access code you have entered is invalid.
The access code you have entered is invalid.
Eddie Morra: Well, I'll tell you one thing... I will never let them touch me.
Eddie Morra: What was this drug? I couldn't stay messy on it, I hadn't had a cigarette in six hours, hadn't eaten, so... abstemious and tidy? What was this? A drug for people who wanted to be more anal retentive?
Lindy: Since when do you speak Italian?
Eddie Morra: Oh.
[chuckles]
Eddie Morra: Self-improvement month.
Lindy: Eddie.
Eddie Morra: What?
Lindy: I know how it's going. I'm your... I was your girlfriend.
Eddie Morra: That word doesn't even begin to describe what you are to me.
Lindy: Partner? Squeeze?
Eddie Morra: Paramour. Inamorata.
Lindy:
Cleaning lady. Bank.
[pays for meal]
[Eddie is distracted by a broadcast news report]
Carl Van Loon: You're not one of those kind of guys, are you Eddie? We lose you if there's a screen in the room?
Eddie Morra: [at a party] ... Well, sure, y-you get a short-term spike, but wouldn't that rapid expansion devalue the stock completely in two years?
Kevin Doyle: No, 'cause there are safeguards!
Eddie Morra: Against aggressive overexpansion? There aren't because there are no safeguards in human nature. We're wired to overreach. Look
at history, all the countries that have ever ruled the world: Portugal, with this big, massive navy - all they've got now are salt cod and cheap condoms.
[crowd laughs]
Eddie Morra: And Brits? Now they're just sitting in their dank little island, fussing over their suits. No one's stopping and thinking, 'Hey, we're doing pretty well. We got France, we got Poland, we
got a big Swiss bank account... You know what? Let's not invade Russia in the winter. Let's go home, let's pop a beer, and let's live off the interest.'