Sing's Sidekick: Memories can be painful. To forget may be a blessing!
Sing: I never knew you were so deep.
Barber: Why don't you train us to be top fighters... and we'll avenge them!
Landlady: Becoming a top fighter takes time, unless you're a natural-born kung-fu genius, and they're 1 in a million.
Barber: [Does martial arts routine] It's obvious I'm the one.
Landlady: [immediately punches him in the face] Don't think so.
Sing: I realized then that good guys never win. I want to be bad. I want to be the killer!
Sing's Sidekick: [looks up] Ice cream!
[leaves]
Sing: Where?
[follows]
Sing: All right. Now, we will sneak attack and take out that old lady.
[throws knife, knife richchets off overhang and gets Sing in his right shoulder]
Sing: Erg... Well, I'll let you try one.
[stands beside sidekick]
Sing's Sidekick: [takes knife, accidentally throws backwards, gets Sing's left shoulder]
Sing: Ack!
[stands beside sidekick]
Sing: Look, just take the knife, aim carefully, and throw.
Sing's Sidekick: [takes knife, winds back to his right, kinfe sticks Sing in his left arm, handle flys off at Landlady]
Landlady: Who threw a handle?
Sing: Quick! Take this cage of
snakes and throw it at her. The snakes will all bite, and our problem will be solved.
Sing's Sidekick: [takes cage, winds back over his head, snakes fall out the back of the cage all over Sing]
Sing: You idiot! Now what am I supposed to do?
Sing's Sidekick: Try whistling. I've heard that helps.
Sing:
[whistes, two snakes bite him on his lips]
Donut: [nearing death, grabs the landlord] With great power comes great responsibility...
Landlady: Donut, you are badly hurt. You must keep still.
Donut: This could be the end of a beautiful friendship!
Landlord: Oh, Donut. Tomorrow is another day!
[Donut passes away]
The Beast: Child's play! I can stop bullets.
[smash noise]
The Beast: Whoa!
[looks down to see that Sing crushed his toe]