Dennis: [from trailer]
[Mavis holds her son at eye level in front of his Grandpa]
Dennis: Blah... BlahBlah
Dracula: [His face falls as his smile drops to a frown] I don't say Blah... BlahBlah
Dracula: [from the trailer]
[sees his lullaby has caused his grandson and daughter to fall asleep]
Dracula: Still works
Murray: [from trailer] Please don't kill me
Vlad: Talking toilet paper... well that's a new one
[From Trailer; Dracula, Frank, Wayne, Murray, Dennis and Griffin are riding on Blobby's motor scooter]
Dracula: Hit it!
[the motor bike moves forward one inch per minute, due to the combined weight of the riders]
Dracula: [very annoyed] Oh *Come* ON!
Kelsey: [from trailer]
[on her grandson]
Kelsey: Are you sure he's a vampire?
Dracula: Of course he is look at him... he's just like me
Dracula: Nauseating to meet you.
Vlad: Are we ready to do this?
Dennis: Are you okay, Winnie?
Winnie: Yes, my Zing.
Eunice: Baby-proofing a guillotine? So you cut your finger off. It's part of the fun.
Dracula: She made me baby-proof the whole hotel.
[pretending to whisper in Eunice's ear]
Dracula: Someone's overprotective.
Dracula: [singing] Your mom would be so happy / 'Cause she always knew / Love is making room / for all the best in you
Winnie: [to Dennis] No you're perfect. You're the nicest boy I know and I have 300 brothers!
Murray: Dennis!
Dracula: Dennisavich
Mavis: He's not in his room.
Wayne: He's not by the pool
Frankenstein: [Drinks an entire bowl of soup] He's not in this pot of soup.
Dennis: Mommy, I'm flew!
Mavis: I saw
Vlad: [to Bela] Don't ever come near me or my family again!
Frankenstein: [to Jonathan] You look like you got a baboon's butt on your head.
[first lines]
Dracula: Welcome! Welcome!
Yeti: Congrats, Drac. Holy smokes, everybody's here.
Suits of Armor: Mr. and Mrs. Loughran, the parents of the groom, and family.
Dennis: Mommy, are we going away cebause I'm not a monster?
Mavis: What? No. Dennis, of course not. It's just grown-up stuff.
Dennis: Papa Drac, I'm a vampire and a superhero!
