[from trailer]
Dave Harken: [Nick, Dale and Kurt are visiting Dave in prison] Hello Nick, guy who saved my life, guy who fucked my wife.
Kurt Buckman: Holy shit, he fight clubbed himself! We have a fight clubber!
Dave Harken: Your legal options are...
Dale Arbus: Legal options.
Dave Harken: JACK SHIT.
Dale Arbus: I heard Jack Lebowitz. Is that an attorney? I'm going to write that down. Jack Lebowitz.
Kurt Buckman: Got to be. Can we get his contact info please?
Bert Hanson: I hate to break it to you, but the American dream is made in China.
Julia Harris: You got a lot of stuff sticking out; I got a lot of holes going in.
Dave Harken: BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO BALLS! And your fathers had no balls. You were all a product of generations of ball-less men who were either too weak or too frightened to stand up and take what's theirs. And one day you will pass on your empty shriveled sacks to your own pitiful offspring!
Dale Arbus: Just because your dad called the cops doesn't mean that he doesn't love you.
Nick Hendricks: We're not going to see Mother-Fucker Jones because we're not going to kidnap anyone.
Dean "MF" Jones: Can I pose a question to you colonizers?
Julia Harris: Enjoy; it's good stuff. Learn something.
