Sam: I love you, Molly. I've always loved you.
Molly: Ditto.
Oda Mae Brown: Four-million dollars?
Lyle Furgeson: Yes. Four-million dollars. And, um, how would you like that, Mrs. Miller?
Oda Mae Brown: Tens and twenties?
Sam Wheat: No, a cashier's check!
Oda Mae Brown: Actually... I think better a cashier's check.
Lyle
Furgeson: Right...
Oda Mae Brown: He's stuck, that's what it is. He's in between worlds. You know it happens sometimes that the spirit gets yanked out so fast that the essence still feels it has work to do here.
Sam Wheat: Would you stop rambling?
Oda Mae Brown: I don't think I'm rambling, I'm just answering the question. He's got a attitude now.
Sam Wheat: I don't have an attitude.
Oda Mae Brown: Yes, you do have an attitude. If you didn't have an attitude, you would not have raised your voice at me now, would you?
Sam Wheat: God dammit...
Oda Mae Brown: Don't you "God dammit" me. Don't you take the Lord's name in vain with me. I don't take that!
Sam Wheat: Would you relax?
Oda Mae Brown: No, you relax, you're the dead guy!
Oda Mae Brown: I'm feeling something... did he know someone by the name of Ana?
Rosa Santiago: [shakes head no]
Oda Mae Brown: Consuelo?
Rosa Santiago: [shakes head no]
Oda Mae Brown: Lucita?
Rosa Santiago: [shakes head no]
Oda Mae Brown:
Julieta?
Rosa Santiago: [shakes head no]
Oda Mae Brown: Josefina?
Rosa Santiago: [shakes head no]
Oda Mae Brown: Linda?
[getting frustrated]
Oda Mae Brown: Maria?
Rosa Santiago: Sí, sí! His mamá! She is Maria!
Oda Mae
Brown: Yes! Praise God, I knew he was with his mama!
[to the bank employee after messing up the signature card]
Oda Mae Brown: I'm sorry, but, could I get another one? I... uh... signed the wrong name.
[Oda Mae just gave a four-million-dollar check to some nuns]
Sam Wheat: I'm proud of you, Oda Mae.
Oda Mae Brown: You know something, Sam? I don't care if you're proud of me. You just stay away from me from now on. What is that nun going to do with it? She can't even buy underwear. NOTHING! I HATE YOU! Leave me alone! Never talk to me again!
Sam Wheat: I think you're wonderful, Oda Mae!
Oda Mae Brown: [she stops and gives a raspberry to Sam]
Oda Mae Brown: [calling for Molly] Do you hear me talking to you?
Workman in Loft: I hear you!
Oda Mae Brown: Aw, shut up, nobody's talking to you.
Workman in Loft: Didn't you ever hear of a phone?
Oda Mae Brown: You wanna kiss my butt?
[pause, to Molly again]
Oda
Mae Brown: Hey, Molly - I'm not gonna stand out here forever!
Workman in Loft: Thank God!
Oda Mae Brown: Aw, man, shut up!
Carl Bruner: They're going to kill you, Carl. You and Willie! You're going to be fertilizer. They're gonna bury you right next to Jimmy Hoffa.
Carl Bruner: [Carl sees MURDERER typed on a computer monitor] Who's Doing That?... WHO'S DOING IT?
[Sees Sam being typed over and over]
Sam Wheat: [scaring/torturing Carl] Now do you believe in ghosts?
Sam Wheat: How long have you been here?
Subway Ghost: Since they pushed me.
Sam Wheat: Someone pushed you?
Subway Ghost: Yeah, someone pushed me.
Sam Wheat: Who?
Subway Ghost: What, you don't believe me? You think I fell? You think I jumped? Well, fuck you! It
wasn't my time! I wasn't supposed to go! I'm not supposed to be here!
[the ghost kicks a cigarette machine, causing cigarette packs to fall out. He looks longingly at the cigarettes]
Subway Ghost: Oh, I'd give anything for a drag! Just one drag!