George Gobel
George Gobel

Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?

George Gobel
George Gobel

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

George Gobel
George Gobel

Did you ever feel as if the whole world was a tuxedo, and you were a pair of brown shoes?

George Gobel
George Gobel

If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.

George Gobel
George Gobel

My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.

George Gobel
George Gobel

Did you ever get the feeling that the world is a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes?

George Gobel
George Gobel

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

George Gobel
George Gobel

When I go to a party, nobody says hello. But when I leave, everybody says goodbye.