Going back down to the minors is the toughest thing to handle in baseball.
Gaylord Perry
I'd always have grease in at least two places, in case the umpires would ask me to wipe one off. I never wanted to be caught out there with anything though, it wouldn't be professional.
Gaylord Perry
I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping.
Gaylord Perry
There is a difference between jaywalking and grand larceny.