Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw Quotes

[Brixton nabs Hattie and he and his thugs scale down the skyscraper. Hobbs and Shaw decide to chase after them through ropes]
Luke Hobbs: On my three.
Deckard Shaw: Sure.
Luke Hobbs: One, two, three!
[Hobbs jumps and grabs his rope, but realizes that Shaw doesn't do the same. Shaw waves at Hobbs and takes the elevator,

engaging the emergency release to drop him faster than Hobbs. Hobbs then jumps and knocks out a thug by sending him crashing head-first to the elevator window]
Luke Hobbs: [muffled] Fuck you!

Sefina Hobbs: My baby's come home!
Luke Hobbs: I'm sorry to bring trouble here, Momma, but I need my brothers. This family is going to war. We're gonna need cars... and guns.
[Hobbs opens the armory and discovers that all of the guns have been replaced with traditional Samoan spears and handheld weapons]
Luke Hobbs: Momma,

where's all our guns?
Sefina Hobbs: I get rid of them.
Deckard Shaw: Very noble, Mrs. Hobbs.
[whispers to Hattie]
Deckard Shaw: We're in serious trouble.
Hattie Shaw: That's an understatement.
[Hobbs grabs a spiked club]
Luke Hobbs: Let's get old-school.

Luke Hobbs: Pick a door.
Deckard Shaw: [thumbs at the door behind him] All right, then.
Luke Hobbs: No. That's my door. Pick another door.
Deckard Shaw: What's wrong with you?
[Shaw picks his door and opens it, revealing eight thugs inside]
Deckard Shaw: You know what? You're

right. This is your door.
Luke Hobbs: What's the matter? You got a lot of bad guys behind that door?
[Shaw fights off the thugs behind his door. Hobbs opens his door and sees a 7-foot thug in front of him. The thug throws around his monkeywrench, but Hobbs knocks him out with one punch. Hobbs grabs the thug and shoves his face against the facial recognition pad]

Computer: Access granted.
[Shaw takes the last thug in his room and shoves his face against the facial recognition pad]
Computer: Access denied.
[Shaw tries again]
Computer: Access denied.
[Shaw tries again]
Computer: Access denied.
[Hobbs shrugs as Shaw lets go of the thug and tries another thug against the facial recognition pad]

Computer: Access denied.
[Shaw tries the other thugs but gets denied access again and again and then tries the thug at the other end of the room against the facial recognition pad]
Computer: Access granted.

[middle-credit scene]
Locke: Can you believe that Game of Thrones' ending?
Luke Hobbs: I didn't see it.
Locke: You watched the shit of it, you dirty little liar!
Luke Hobbs: [impatiently] What's the problem? You said there was a problem.
Locke: My problem is that Jon Snow had sex

with his aunt, then killed her, and nobody wants to talk about it!

[Brixton has Hobbs and Shaw chained to an electric torture device]
Brixton: Three shocks will kill a man.
Luke Hobbs: Here we go. It's a bad guy speech.
[Brixton gives them one shock]
Deckard Shaw: You had to open your big mouth, did ya, huh?
Luke Hobbs: Yeah, I thought it was a cool thing to say

at the moment.