Die Another Day
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James Bond: [a device closes; cocks gun] So you lived to die another day... Colonel.
Gustav Graves: At last... I was beginning to think you would never guess.
James Bond: Was it painful? The gene therapy.
Gustav Graves: You couldn't possibly imagine.
James Bond: Oh, good. I'm glad to

hear that.
Gustav Graves: But there have been compensations, like you floating around in peril. Granting you life day by day just to see you get wise. It's been fun.
James Bond: Well, the fun is about to come to a dead end.

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James Bond: You know, I've missed your sparkling personality.
Zao: [punching Bond in the stomach] How's that for a punch line?

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[Graves and Bond are fighting in a depressurizing plane]
Gustav Graves: You see, Mr. Bond, you can't kill my dreams. But my dreams can kill you. Time to face destiny.
[James pulls Graves' parachute cord]
James Bond: Time to face gravity.

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Miranda Frost: Hah! I can read your every move!
Jinx: [Jinx stabs Miranda with a knife embedded in a copy of Sun Tzu's "The Art of War"]
Jinx: Read THIS...
[kicks the knife in Miranda's chest]
Jinx: bitch!

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James Bond: I'm looking for a North Korean.
Raul: Tourist?
James Bond: Terrorist.
Raul: One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter.

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Gustav Graves: [Spoiler Quote]
[Miranda point her gun at Graves]
Gustav Graves: So... Miss Frost is not all she seems.
James Bond: Looks can be deceptive.
Gustav Graves: Yes. By the way, did you find out who betrayed you in North Korea?
James Bond: Only a matter of time.

Gustav Graves: You never even thought of looking inside your own organization?
[Miranda turns against MI6 by pointing the gun at James]
Gustav Graves: She was right under your nose.
Miranda Frost: [James shoots, but his gun is empty] It was so good of you to bring your gun in bed with us.
James Bond:

Yes. Occupational hazard.
[throws the empty pistol on the floor]
Gustav Graves: You see, I have a gift. An instinct for sensing people's weaknesses. Yours is women. Hers and mine are winning, whatever the cost. So when I arranged for that fatal overdose for the true victor at Sydney, I won myself my very own MI6 agent, using everthing at my disposal - her brains, her

talent, even her sex.
James Bond: The coldest weapon of all.

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James Bond: You know, you're cleverer than you look.
Q: Still, better than looking cleverer than you are.

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Patient: What the hell do you want? I don't need a goddamn wheelchair.
James Bond: No?
[punches him]
James Bond: You do now.

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Miranda Frost: I'll show you your room.
James Bond: A palace of ice; you must feel right at home.

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Miranda Frost: I know all about you, 007. Sex for dinner, death for breakfast. Well, it's not going to work with me.
James Bond: No?
Miranda Frost: No.
[Bond kisses Miss Frost again]
James Bond: You're getting good at this.
Miranda Frost: Oh, stop it. Are we still being watched?


James Bond: No, they left ages ago.
Miranda Frost: Oh God, you're impossible! Come on, let's get out of here.

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Miss Moneypenny: [Moneypenny is typing a disinformative newspaper report in her office, when 007 walks in] James!
James Bond: Moneypenny.
[Bond and Moneypenny embrace and kiss. Bond lays Moneypenny out on her desk]
Miss Moneypenny: Oh, James...
[Continue kissing, when all of a sudden...]
Q:

[walking in] Moneypenny?
[Moneypenny sits up abruptly and removes a pair of virtual reality simulation centre glasses]
Miss Moneypenny: Um... I was... um... just testing it out.
[She blushes and buttons her blouse]
Q: Oh, it's rather hard, isn't it?
Miss Moneypenny: Yes... very...

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Gustav Graves: We only met briefly, but you left a lasting impression. You see, when your intervention forced me to present the world with a new face, I chose to model the disgusting Gustav Graves on you. I paid attention to details - that unjustifiable swagger, the crass quips, the self-defence mechanism concealing such inadequacy...
James Bond: [holding

up his Walther P99] My self-defence mechanism's right here.

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Verity: I see you handle your weapon well.
James Bond: I have been known to keep my tip up.

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James Bond: You must be joking.
Q: As I learned from my predecessor, Bond, I never joke about my work.

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Colonel Moon: You will not live to see the day all Korea is ruled by the North.
James Bond: Then you and I have something in common.

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[entering the 5-star hotel drenched in hospital clothes]
James Bond: My usual suite, please.
Snooty Desk clerk: [sarcastically] Do you have a credit card... or any luggage?

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Peaceful: I'm Peaceful Fountains of Desire, the masseuse. I come with compliments of the manager.
James Bond: I'm sure you do. Come in.
Peaceful: On the bed please. Face down.
James Bond: Yes, of course.
[Bond wraps his arms around Peaceful]
Peaceful: I'm not that kind of

masseuse.
James Bond: [Bond grabs her hand and grabs the gun from her inner thigh holster] I'm not that kind of customer.

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Gustav Graves: The pleasure of the kill is in the chase.

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James Bond: I see you don't chase dreams, you live them.
Gustav Graves: One of the virtues of never sleeping, Mr. Bond. I have to live my dreams. Besides, plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.

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Q: [Explaining the Aston Martin] ... Your new transportation
[nothing visible on the platform]
James Bond: I think you've been down here too long...