James Bond: You know, I've missed your sparkling personality.
Zao: [punching Bond in the stomach] How's that for a punch line?
James Bond: I'm looking for a North Korean.
Raul: Tourist?
James Bond: Terrorist.
Raul: One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter.
Gustav Graves: [Spoiler Quote]
[Miranda point her gun at Graves]
Gustav Graves: So... Miss Frost is not all she seems.
James Bond: Looks can be deceptive.
Gustav Graves: Yes. By the way, did you find out who betrayed you in North Korea?
James Bond: Only a matter of time.
Gustav Graves: You never even thought of looking inside your own organization?
[Miranda turns against MI6 by pointing the gun at James]
Gustav Graves: She was right under your nose.
Miranda Frost: [James shoots, but his gun is empty] It was so good of you to bring your gun in bed with us.
James Bond:
Yes. Occupational hazard.
[throws the empty pistol on the floor]
Gustav Graves: You see, I have a gift. An instinct for sensing people's weaknesses. Yours is women. Hers and mine are winning, whatever the cost. So when I arranged for that fatal overdose for the true victor at Sydney, I won myself my very own MI6 agent, using everthing at my disposal - her brains, her
talent, even her sex.
James Bond: The coldest weapon of all.
Miranda Frost: I know all about you, 007. Sex for dinner, death for breakfast. Well, it's not going to work with me.
James Bond: No?
Miranda Frost: No.
[Bond kisses Miss Frost again]
James Bond: You're getting good at this.
Miranda Frost: Oh, stop it. Are we still being watched?
James Bond: No, they left ages ago.
Miranda Frost: Oh God, you're impossible! Come on, let's get out of here.
Miss Moneypenny: [Moneypenny is typing a disinformative newspaper report in her office, when 007 walks in] James!
James Bond: Moneypenny.
[Bond and Moneypenny embrace and kiss. Bond lays Moneypenny out on her desk]
Miss Moneypenny: Oh, James...
[Continue kissing, when all of a sudden...]
Q:
[walking in] Moneypenny?
[Moneypenny sits up abruptly and removes a pair of virtual reality simulation centre glasses]
Miss Moneypenny: Um... I was... um... just testing it out.
[She blushes and buttons her blouse]
Q: Oh, it's rather hard, isn't it?
Miss Moneypenny: Yes... very...
Gustav Graves: We only met briefly, but you left a lasting impression. You see, when your intervention forced me to present the world with a new face, I chose to model the disgusting Gustav Graves on you. I paid attention to details - that unjustifiable swagger, the crass quips, the self-defence mechanism concealing such inadequacy...
James Bond: [holding
up his Walther P99] My self-defence mechanism's right here.
James Bond: You must be joking.
Q: As I learned from my predecessor, Bond, I never joke about my work.
[entering the 5-star hotel drenched in hospital clothes]
James Bond: My usual suite, please.
Snooty Desk clerk: [sarcastically] Do you have a credit card... or any luggage?
Peaceful: I'm Peaceful Fountains of Desire, the masseuse. I come with compliments of the manager.
James Bond: I'm sure you do. Come in.
Peaceful: On the bed please. Face down.
James Bond: Yes, of course.
[Bond wraps his arms around Peaceful]
Peaceful: I'm not that kind of
masseuse.
James Bond: [Bond grabs her hand and grabs the gun from her inner thigh holster] I'm not that kind of customer.