Ella: If it's all the same, I'd like to ride along, too.
Meacham: Yes, ma'am. Got a kid and a dog, why not a woman?
Meacham: [teaching Doc how to shoot a rifle] Don't yank on it, it's not your pecker.
Doc: [referring to Meacham's grave] Wait. Aren't we gonna say some words over him?
Woodrow Dolarhyde: Only one who knows what to say is in the ground. Ain't it enough we took the time to put him there?
Woodrow Dolarhyde: Get off my plains!
Meacham: Whether you end up in Heaven or Hell isn't God's plan, it's your own. You just have to remember what it is.
Doc: I don't know much about boats, but I'd say that one's upside down.
Ella: I told you not to look into the light.
Jake Lonergan: Yeah, right.
[after they jumped off one the alien ships and into the lake]
Jake Lonergan: We were flying.
Ella: Yeah.
Jake Lonergan: I don't want to do that again.
Ella: No.
Nat Colorado: I always dreamed of riding into battle with you.
Woodrow Dolarhyde: I always dreamed of having a son like you.
Woodrow Dolarhyde: You weren't gonna leave without saying goodbye, were you?
Jake Lonergan: I'm a wanted man.
Woodrow Dolarhyde: I could have sworn I saw Jake Lonergan die in those caves, didn't you, Sheriff?
Sheriff John Taggart: Damn shame. I was looking forward to hanging him myself.
[sees a spaceship for the first time]
Woodrow Dolarhyde: What the hell?
Pat Dolan: So, I'm gonna ask you one last time. Where is it, Jake?
Jake Lonergan: Demons.
Pat Dolan: What's that?
Jake Lonergan: Demons took your gold. When you get to hell, you can ask for it back.
Jake Lonergan: Is there something you know about me, lady?
Ella: You don't remember anything?
Jake Lonergan: What do you want?
Ella: I know you're looking for something. So am I.
Jake Lonergan: Well, good luck to you.
Woodrow Dolarhyde: Run these ledgers back to the bank for me, will you? Tell them I need some new checks.
Percy Dolarhyde: Okay.
Woodrow Dolarhyde: I want the new ones to read "Dolarhyde and Son." That sound good to you?
Percy Dolarhyde: Yes. Yes, sir.
Woodrow Dolarhyde: [referring to Jake] That's the son of a bitch that stole my gold off the bullion coach. I want that man.
Sheriff John Taggart: You're gonna have to take it up with the judge in Santa Fe.
Woodrow Dolarhyde: I ain't going to Santa Fe. You give him to me now or I'm gonna take him.
Percy Dolarhyde: [to his father, after being kneed in the gonads by Jake Lonergan] He dry-gulched me!
