It matters more what's in a woman's face than what's on it.
I know what's best for me, after all I have been in the Claudette Colbert business longer than anybody.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother.
I married a wonderful doctor, and I was very happy - period.
Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair.
Audiences always sound like they're glad to see me, and I'm damned glad to see them.
If I couldn't laugh, I'd rather die.
I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I.
