Chris Eigeman
Chris Eigeman

I really love showing up at work at 10 A.M., trying to make it funny until 3 P.M., and then going home. It's like comedy bankers' hours.

Chris Eigeman
Chris Eigeman

The scariest film in the world is 'Rosemary's Baby.'

Chris Eigeman
Chris Eigeman

My first show was 'No Exit.' You couldn't find a more pretentious beginning, but it also instilled some sense of quality.

Chris Eigeman
Chris Eigeman

I never thought about movies. I never thought about Hollywood. It was just being on the stage and being in New York.

Chris Eigeman
Chris Eigeman

It was always theater for me. But part of that came out of the fact that I was always acting out as a kid. I was the kid who didn't play well with others.

Chris Eigeman
Chris Eigeman

I like a no-drama set. I welcome visitors by and large; I like music playing on sets between set-ups - all that stuff.

Chris Eigeman
Chris Eigeman

There's that great thing about acting - you're wearing your heart on your sleeve, and you're speaking off the cuff. You know, you're fearless about it, and - and it's great. And I love it.

Chris Eigeman
Chris Eigeman

I grew up in Colorado and spent my summers in Montana as a ranch hand.

Chris Eigeman
Chris Eigeman

If I can feel that actual people made the thing, and that they have deeply felt opinions about it, and care about this, and don't care about that and so on and so on - then I think it falls into the 'independent' file.

Chris Eigeman
Chris Eigeman

Being an actor started me writing, and that led to directing.

Chris Eigeman
Chris Eigeman

I think, basically, I am an actor. Sometimes I'm an actor who's writing and sometimes an actor who's directing, but I think if I'm forced to fill out a form for my tax return, 'actor' is the first thing I write down.

Chris Eigeman
Chris Eigeman

I'm a Jesuit when it comes to structure, but I really think that structure is defined by character. Everything serves that master.

Chris Eigeman
Chris Eigeman

After my first movie was released, my wife and I went Bouley. A fantastic meal. The whole thing, getting dressed up, acting very adult-y, a lot of fun.

Chris Eigeman
Chris Eigeman

I'm not a big fan of having my loyalty called into question.

Chris Eigeman
Chris Eigeman

Even though I am in my mid-40s, I live like I am in my mid-20s.

Chris Eigeman
Chris Eigeman

I was going to be in an acting school in London, and then I promptly got thrown out of an acting school in London. Well, it wasn't that I got thrown out as much as I was not invited back, which is the same thing, just more polite.

Chris Eigeman
Chris Eigeman

Musically, swing pretty much dominated in the '30s. And into the late '30s, swing is beginning to change over to bebop in the early '40s, which is exactly when this new science of theoretical physics, particularly theoretical atomic physics, was really coming to the fore.

Chris Eigeman
Chris Eigeman

I genuinely don't like Los Angeles. L.A. is this little petri dish of lack of morality.

Chris Eigeman
Chris Eigeman

I never dreamed I'd be a spokesman for anything. But Pac Bell just asked me. The money was OK; the scripts were fun because I had to do in 30 seconds what it takes a whole feature to do and because the dysfunctional family of agents, managers and lawyers who represent me said it was cool.

Chris Eigeman
Chris Eigeman

I had a very misguided notion of what 'network notes' were. I thought they were well-meant suggestions, perhaps urgently meant, but just suggestions nonetheless. And actually, they're demands. You have to do them, or you will not be paid.