A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Bob Hope
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
Bob Hope
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
Bob Hope
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.