Battle of the Bastards
Battle of the Bastards

Sansa Stark: [to Ramsay] You're going to die tomorrow, Lord Bolton. Sleep well.

Battle of the Bastards
Battle of the Bastards

Sansa Stark: [to Ramsay] Your words will disappear. Your house will disappear. Your name will disappear. All memory of you will disappear.

Battle of the Bastards
Battle of the Bastards

Jon Snow: [to Ramsay] Thousands of men don't need to die. Only one of us. Let's end this the old way. You against me.

Battle of the Bastards
Battle of the Bastards

Jon Snow: [to Melisandre] If I do, if I fall... don't bring me back.

Battle of the Bastards
Battle of the Bastards

Daenerys Targaryen: [to Razdal mo Eraz] My reign has just begun.

Battle of the Bastards
Battle of the Bastards

Tormund Giantsbane: I need a good drink to help me sleep the night before a fight. You want some? I have a jug of sour goat's milk stronger than any of that grape water you southern twats like sucking on.
Davos Seaworth: No, thanks. It does sound delicious, but I better keep a clear head. I can never sleep the night before a battle.
Tormund

Giantsbane: So what do you do all night?
Davos Seaworth: I walk. Think and walk. Think and walk until I'm far enough away from camp so that no one can hear me shitting my guts out.
Tormund Giantsbane: [laughs] Happy shitting.

Battle of the Bastards
Battle of the Bastards

Tyrion Lannister: There are more than 100 ships in the Iron Fleet.
Theon Greyjoy: There are and Euron is building more. He's going to offer them to you.
Daenerys Targaryen: So why shouldn't I wait for him?
Theon Greyjoy: The Iron Fleet isn't all he's bringing. He also wants to give you...
[trailing off]


Yara Greyjoy: ...his big cock, I think he said. Euron's offer is also an offer of marriage, you see. You won't get one without the other.
Daenerys Targaryen: And I imagine your offer is free of any marriage demands?
Yara Greyjoy: I never demand, but I'm up for anything really.

Battle of the Bastards
Battle of the Bastards

Daenerys Targaryen: Lord Tyrion tells me your father was a terrible king.
Yara Greyjoy: You and I have that in common.

Battle of the Bastards
Battle of the Bastards

Smalljon Umber: WHO OWNS THE NORTH?
Umber soldiers: WE DO!
Smalljon Umber: WHO OWNS THE NORTH?
Umber soldiers: WE DO!
Smalljon Umber: SHOW ME!

Battle of the Bastards
Battle of the Bastards

Tyrion Lannister: Thank you for the armada. Our Queen does love ships.

Battle of the Bastards
Battle of the Bastards

Ramsay Bolton: My hounds will never harm me.
Sansa Stark: You haven't fed them in seven days. You said it yourself.
Ramsay Bolton: They're loyal beasts.
Sansa Stark: They were. Now they're starving.
Ramsay Bolton: Sit. Down. Down!

Battle of the Bastards
Battle of the Bastards

Jon Snow: My lady. You weren't at the war council.
Melisandre: I'm not a soldier.
Jon Snow: Any advice?
Melisandre: Don't lose.

Battle of the Bastards
Battle of the Bastards

Ramsay Bolton: Do you like games, little man?
[Ramsay cuts Rickon loose]
Ramsay Bolton: Let's play a game. Run to your brother. The sooner you make it to him, the sooner you get to see him again. That's it. That's the game. Easy. Ready? Go.

Battle of the Bastards
Battle of the Bastards

Sansa Stark: If Ramsay wins, I am not going back there alive. Do you understand me?
Jon Snow: I will never let him touch you again. I will protect you, I promise.
Sansa Stark: No one can protect me. No one can protect anyone.

Battle of the Bastards
Battle of the Bastards

Tormund Giantsbane: It's not his men that worry me. It's his horses. I know what mounted knights can do to us. You and Stannis cut though us like piss through snow.
Jon Snow: We're digging trenches all along our flanks. They won't be able to hit us the way Stannis hit you, in a double envelopment.
[Tormund stares at Jon blankly]
Jon

Snow: A pincer move.
[Tormund still stares at Jon blankly]
Jon Snow: They won't be able to hit us from the sides.
Tormund Giantsbane: Good.

Battle of the Bastards
Battle of the Bastards

Davos Seaworth: We may as well be taking shits back here.
[Gets off his horse, draws his sword and starts running]
Davos Seaworth: Forward!

Battle of the Bastards
Battle of the Bastards

[explosions]
Tyrion Lannister: Despite appearances, I think you'll find the city's on the rise.
[explosions]
Tyrion Lannister: Perhaps we should take shelter.
Daenerys Targaryen: The city's on the rise?
Tyrion Lannister: Meereen is strong. Commerce has returned to the markets. The people are

behind you.
[closer explosion]
Tyrion Lannister: Well, not all the people, of course.

Battle of the Bastards
Battle of the Bastards

Daenerys Targaryen: You've brought us 100 ships from the Iron Fleet with men to sail them. In return, I expect you want me to support your claim to the throne of the Iron Islands?
Theon Greyjoy: Not my claim.
[Theon nods to Yara]
Theon Greyjoy: Hers.
Daenerys Targaryen: And what's wrong with you?

Theon Greyjoy: I'm not fit to rule.
Tyrion Lannister: We can agree upon that at least.