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Scott Lang: My days of breaking into places and stealing shit are over! What do you need me to do?
Hank Pym: ...I want you to break into a place and steal some shit.
Scott Lang: ...makes sense.

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Scott Lang: [Surrounded by police] Wait I didn't steal anything! I was returning something I stole!

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[from trailer]
Hank Pym: Scott, I need you to be the Ant-Man.
Scott Lang: One question... Is it too late to change the name?

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Yellowjacket: I'm gonna disintegrate you!
Siri: Playing "Disintegration" by the Cure

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Cassie Lang: Are you trying to find my daddy?
Paxton: Uh, yeah I am, sweetheart. I just want your daddy to be safe.
Cassie Lang: Hope you don't catch him.

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Scott Lang: [Demonstrating his Ant-Man suit to his crew for the first time] Now, look. This is gonna get weird, all right? It's pretty freaky, but it's safe. There's no reason to be scared.
Luis: Oh, no no. Daddy don't get scared.
Scott Lang: Really?
Luis: Yeah.
Scott Lang: Good.

[Closes his helmet and pushes the button that shrinks him]
Kurt: [Gasps, jumps out of chair] This is the work of gypsies!
Dave: That's witchcraft!
Luis: [Keeping his cool] That's amazing. That's like some David Copperfield shit!
Dave: That's wizardry!
Kurt: Sorcery!

Luis: How'd you do that, bro?
Scott Lang: Don't freak out, look at your shoulder.
Luis: [Looks at his shoulder, starts screaming, and runs out of the room] Get if off! Get it off!
Scott Lang: I thought Daddy didn't get scared!

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[from trailer]
Hank Pym: [to Scott] Second chances don't come around all that often. I suggest you take a really close look at it. This is your chance to earn that look in your daughter's eyes, to become the hero that she already thinks you are.

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Scott Lang: Sorry I'm late, I was saving the world. You know how it is.

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Yellowjacket: You think you can stop the future? You're just a thief!
Scott Lang: No, I'm the Ant-Man!... I know, it wasn't my idea.

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Ant-Man

Gale: [seeing the blown up ant] That is one messed up looking dog.

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Cassie Lang: Daddy, is that you?
Scott Lang: Hi, peanut!

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Sam Wilson: I know a guy.

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Scott Lang: [to Hank and Hope] Don't worry, he can't see me.
Sam Wilson: I can see you!
Scott Lang: He can see me...
[scales up, and unlatches helmet]
Scott Lang: Hi, I'm Scott.
Hope Van Dyne: [shocked] Did he just say "Hi, I'm Scott."?

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Hank Pym: It's a trial by fire, Scott... or in this case, water.
[the bathtub fills with water, and Scott jumps out]
Hank Pym: Guess you're tougher than you thought.

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[from trailer]
Hank Pym: [to Scott] It's not about saving our world. It's about saving THEIRS.
[Scott looks at his daughter]

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Scott Lang: [Scott breaks into a house and reaches the safe] Oh man.
Luis: What is it?
Scott Lang: Well, they weren't kidding. This safe is serious.
Luis: How serious are we talkin', Scotty?
Scott Lang: It's a Carbondale. It's from 1910. Made from the same steel as the Titanic.

Luis: Wow. Can you crack it?
Scott Lang: Well, here's the thing. It doesn't do so well in the cold. Remember what that iceberg did?
Luis: Yeah, man, it killed DiCaprio.
Dave: Killed everyone.
Kurt: Did not kill the old lady. She still throw the jewel into the oceans.

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Scott Lang: Pick on someone your own size!

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[post-credits scene: Sam Wilson and Steve Rogers are in a garage with the Winter Soldier, whose metal arm is trapped in a vice. He looks at Sam and Steve imploringly. They speak in low voices]
Sam Wilson: This would've been a lot easier a week ago.
Steve Rogers: If we call Tony...
Sam Wilson: [shakes his head] He won't believe

us.
Steve Rogers: Even if he did...
Sam Wilson: Who knows if the Accords will let him help?
Steve Rogers: We're on our own.
Sam Wilson: Maybe not.
[pause]
Sam Wilson: I know a guy.

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[Scott shrinks himself]
Hank Pym: The world sure seems different from down here, doesn't it, Scott?
Scott Lang: Who said that?

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Dale: Baskin-Robbins always find out.