Alvah Bessie
Alvah Bessie

Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle.

Alvah Bessie
Alvah Bessie

When you're dealing with monkeys, you've got to expect some wrenches.

Alvah Bessie
Alvah Bessie

That's what the cat said to the canary when he swallowed him - 'You'll be all right.'

Alvah Bessie
Alvah Bessie

So, my sweetheart back home writes to me and wants to know what this gal in Bombay's got that she hasn't got. So I just write back to her and says, Nothin', honey. Only she's got it here.