Addison Mizner
Addison Mizner

God gives us relatives; thank God, we can choose our friends.

Addison Mizner
Addison Mizner

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.

Addison Mizner
Addison Mizner

Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.

Addison Mizner
Addison Mizner

Where there is a will there is a lawsuit.

Addison Mizner
Addison Mizner

Poets are born, not paid.

Addison Mizner
Addison Mizner

The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.