Tim: [voiceover] We're all traveling through time together, every day of our lives. All we can do is do our best to relish this remarkable ride.
Tim: [voiceover] There's a song by Baz Luhrmann called Sunscreen. He says worrying about the future is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life will always be things that never crossed your worried mind.
Tim: [voiceover] Lesson Number One: All the time traveling in the world can't make someone love you.
Mum: I am fucking furious. I am so uninterested in a life without your father.
Mary: I'm going to go into the bedroom and put on my new pajamas, and in a minute you can come in and take them off.
Kit Kat: Maybe, just maybe, I'm the faller. Every family has someone who falls, who doesn't make the grade, who stumbles, who life trips up. Maybe I'm our faller.
Mary: I'm not taking my panties off for Scotland!
Tim: [voiceover] No one can ever prepare you for what happens when you have a child. When you see the baby in your arms and you know that it's your job now. No one can prepare you for the love and the fear.
[talking about the opening night of his new play, in which the leading actor forgot all his lines]
Harry: It was the Titanic of play openings but with no survivors. No women, no children, not even Kate Winslet, all dead. We sat in total silence for half an hour, waiting for a moron to remember one single line.
Tim: What do you think of her?
Dad: I like her more than you already.
Dad: You can't kill Hitler or shag Helen of Troy.
Dad: Life's a mixed bag, no matter who you are.
