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A Fistful of Dollars

Joe: I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

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A Fistful of Dollars

[Having said "get three coffins ready" earlier]
Joe: My mistake. Four coffins...

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A Fistful of Dollars

Joe: When a man's got money in his pocket he begins to appreciate peace.

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A Fistful of Dollars

Joe: You see, I understand you men were just playin' around, but the mule, he just doesn't get it. Course, if you were to all apologize...
[Men Laugh]
Joe: I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might

convince him that you really didn't mean it.

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A Fistful of Dollars

Joe: When a man with .45 meets a man with a rifle, you said, the man with a pistol's a dead man. Let's see if that's true. Go ahead, load up and shoot.

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A Fistful of Dollars

Marisol: Why are you doing this for us?
Joe: Because I knew someone like you once and there was no one there to help. Now, get moving.

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A Fistful of Dollars

[last lines]
Joe: Mmh. Well, guess your government will be glad to see that gold back.
Silvanito: And you? You don't want to be here when they get it, eh?
Joe: You mean the Mexican goverment on one side? Maybe the Americans on the other side? Me right smack in the middle? Uhn-hn. Too dangerous. So long.

Silvanito: Adios.

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A Fistful of Dollars

Joe: You shoot to kill, you better hit the heart. Your own words, Ramon.
[Ramon fires off two shots, but The Man With No Name stands right back up]
Joe: The heart, Ramon. Don't forget the heart. Aim for the heart, or you'll never stop me.

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A Fistful of Dollars

Joe: Get three coffins ready.

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A Fistful of Dollars

Chico: Our orders are to make sure he does not die... but also to make sure he regrets the day he was born.

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A Fistful of Dollars

Silvanito: I'm alive, and I want to remain with the living, understand? And when I'm dead, I want to remain with the dead. And I would be unhappy if somebody living forces me to remain with the living.

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A Fistful of Dollars

Esteban Rojo: My name is Esteban Rojo, my bother asked me to... what are you doing?
Joe: Moving.
Esteban Rojo: Don't you know all our men sleep here with us?
Joe: Well that's all very cozy, but I don't find you men all that appealing.

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A Fistful of Dollars

Joe: Every town has a boss.
Silvanito: Yes, but when there are two around, I'd say there is one too many!

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A Fistful of Dollars

Joe: To kill a man you shoot him in the heart. Isn't that what you said, Ramon?

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A Fistful of Dollars

John Baxter: Wait! Ramon! We'll pack up we'll leave, anything!
Ramon Rojo: Are you sure Baxter?
John Baxter: I swear it Ramon.
Ramon Rojo: Maybe you should discuss it with your wife. I don't think she'll be too happy!
[shoots him]

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A Fistful of Dollars

Joe: Baxter's over there, Rojo's there, me right smack in the middle.
Silvanito: If you are thinking what I suspect, I tell you, don't try it!
Joe: Crazy bell-ringer was right. There's money to be made in these parts.
[after a pause]
Joe: Which of the two is stronger?
Silvanito:

Which of them is stronger? Well... the Rojos. Especially Ramon.

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A Fistful of Dollars

Joe: [after saving Marisol and her family and giving them money]
Marisol: Why do you do it for us?
Joe: Why? I knew someone like you once. There was no one to there to help. Now get moving.

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A Fistful of Dollars

Baxter gunman #1: [to Joe] Well, I suppose you could try getting a job as a scarecrow.
Baxter Gunman 2: No, the crows are liable to scare him maybe.

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A Fistful of Dollars

Don Miguel Rojo: That's the right idea? You didn't misunderstand?
Joe: I get the wrong idea only when it suits me.
Ramon Rojo: You are well informed, eh?
Joe: A man's life in these parts often depends on a mere scrap of information. Your brother's own words.
Ramon Rojo: Tell me. Why are

you doing this for us?
Joe: [Holds out his hand with a response that is almost a question] Five hundred dollars.

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A Fistful of Dollars

Juan De Dios: You'll get rich here, or you'll be killed. Juan De Dios tolls the bell again.