A. A. Gill
A. A. Gill

Because there is no better tool for writing than experience. It has very little to do with grammar and everything to do with knowing.

A. A. Gill
A. A. Gill

There's no pleasing the British, or winning their favor. They simply hate politicians. All politicians. Hatred goes with politicians like mint sauce with lamb. It's as old as Parliaments.

A. A. Gill
A. A. Gill

I'm frightened of my innate vanity. I mean: the suits lined with scarves? Even I know the warning signs. I could quite easily end up in a tiny Playboy mansion, all on my own.

A. A. Gill
A. A. Gill

No British TV company could ever make a series like 'The West Wing' about British politics. It would beggar credibility. No one could write it with a straight face, or perform it without giggling.

A. A. Gill
A. A. Gill

You see, the problem with Dave Cameron is that people know who he is. The less people know about him, the more he's likely to get re-elected.

A. A. Gill
A. A. Gill

My only piece of advice is that all of you consider every single text and Snapchat that you ever make as also being shared with your partner, because they all check your phones all the time - trust me on this one.

A. A. Gill
A. A. Gill

Have you ever wondered why the rich and privileged care about, or even bother with, the gift bag? Because they don't need this stuff. If they wanted it, they could afford to buy it, without blinking. But they love the gift bag, beyond reason.

A. A. Gill
A. A. Gill

Other people's traditions look charming and decorative and exotic. They're nice places to visit on holiday, but you wouldn't want to live with one.

A. A. Milne
A. A. Milne

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.

A. A. Milne
A. A. Milne

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words, like 'What about lunch?'