[after being beaten by a cop for vandalizing a car] Jamal Malik: [to an American tourist couple] You wanted to see a bit of the real India? Jamal Malik: [angrily to the cop] Here it is!
That '70s Show
[Fez got arrested for vandalizing Point Place's water tower while Hyde and Kelso got away] Fez: [to Hyde and Kelso] Thanks for getting me out of jail, you two sons of two bitches!