Andrew Yang
Andrew Yang

Back in 2001, my first start-up was mentioned in the 'New York Times' and 'USA Today.' I figured that would drive thousands of visitors to the site and tons of new business. Instead, only a handful of people visited our site, and not much business came of it at all.

Dan Jenkins
Dan Jenkins

I get 'USA Today,' the 'New York Times,' 'Wall Street Journal' and the 'Star-Telegram' at my doorstep. I can't do without them.

David Letterman
David Letterman

USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.

Jason Reitman
Jason Reitman

All the airports kind of feel and look the same now. Some are more beautiful, some are less beautiful, but for the most part you're going to find a Starbucks in every airport. You're going to get your coffee and the 'USA Today' or 'New York Times' in every airport.

Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan

I worked on 'USA Today' as a topic for while. I tried to do something on hand chairs, chairs that look like hands. I really tried. But some topics are not truly universal.

Jimmy Fallon
Jimmy Fallon

Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for governor of California, saying that he will make a decision soon. Reportedly Arnold needs that time to learn how to pronounce 'gubernatorial.'

Jimmy Fallon
Jimmy Fallon

I don't even read the papers. I read 'USA Today' because it has color photos.

Lawrence Summers
Lawrence Summers

It says something about this new global economy that USA Today now reports every morning on the day's events in Asian markets.

Norm Crosby
Norm Crosby

'USA Today' once did a big article called, 'Who said it? Was it Norm or George Bush?' They had quotes of mine and quotes of his, and they went to some congressmen and senators and said, 'Who said it?' It was hysterical.

Robert Fripp
Robert Fripp

According to USA today, the average length of an attention span of a man in America is 23 minutes.