Ali Wong
Ali Wong

Whenever I feel mom-guilt, or I feel pressure to be a better mom - to cook salmon on a bed of quinoa for my kids - I just think to myself, 'I... have... suffered... enough.' And then I feel fine about feeding my toddler a bag of chips for dinner.

Alice Dreger
Alice Dreger

My mother has told so many times the unbelievable story of how, as a toddler, I would demand raw onions and eat them like apples, I think that, at this juncture, it is a story that just has to be believed.

Andy Biersack
Andy Biersack

Nobody is convinced that Johnny Depp goes to Walmart dressed as Sweeney Todd, but everyone expects us to.

Anna Kendrick
Anna Kendrick

I felt different at 29 because 29, to me, is 30. There are times when I still feel like an actual toddler in a grown-up - well, semi-grown-up - body.

Anna Quindlen
Anna Quindlen

America is a country that seems forever to be toddler or teenager, at those two stages of human development characterized by conflict between autonomy and security.

Anne McCaffrey
Anne McCaffrey

I didn't raise Todd to be a writer, but he happened to be one anyway.

Ariel Levy
Ariel Levy

This thinking that you can have every single thing you want in life is not the thinking of a feminist. It's the thinking of a toddler.

Charlie Brooker
Charlie Brooker

Technology is a tool that has allowed us to swipe around like an angry toddler.

Chelsea Cain
Chelsea Cain

Worst part of being a writer: having to tell my toddler that I can't play with her because I'm working. Keep in mind that working consists of me at home with a laptop on my lap sitting on the couch. It doesn't look like working. I don't have a hammer or anything.

Chris Colfer
Chris Colfer

I kind of did this thing in high school, a spoof of 'Sweeney Todd' called 'Shirley Todd,' and I had a great time doing that.