Aaron Funk
Aaron Funk

I believe the world to be a muffin pan, and there certainly are a lot of muffins here.

Ainsley Harriott
Ainsley Harriott

A typical Sunday meal will be brunch at 11 A.M. I'll probably do muffins, proper scrambled eggs and sweetcorn fritters, which the kids love. Kedgeree's another thing I like, and if any of the West Indian family are over, definitely ackee and saltfish.

Ainsley Harriott
Ainsley Harriott

Christmas for me means starting the day with ackee and saltfish, and cornbread muffins.

Aubrey Peeples
Aubrey Peeples

I started keeping track of my pet peeves and so far have counted over 160... but to pick one: muffins. They're imposters. They think they're breakfast food, but really, they are just terrible cupcakes.

Barry Humphries
Barry Humphries

Those women with collagen lips just look like frogs - 'muffin mouths,' I call them. There's not a line on their brows, and all the emotion gone from their faces, like all those actresses in 'Desperate Housewives.'

Caroline Knapp
Caroline Knapp

I eat breakfast pretty much 'round the clock - muffins in the morning, scones for lunch, cereal at night - which may be odd but is also oddly satisfying, if only because the choice is my own.

Charlie Brooker
Charlie Brooker

A cupcake is just a muffin with clown puke topping.

Colin Mochrie
Colin Mochrie

Give me liberty or a bran muffin!

Colin Mochrie
Colin Mochrie

Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin!

Edward Lear
Edward Lear

Two old Bachelors were living in one house; One caught a Muffin, the other caught a Mouse.