A. P. Herbert
A. P. Herbert

The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time.

Ambrose Bierce
Ambrose Bierce

Incompatibility. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.

Anthony Trollope
Anthony Trollope

There is no road to wealth so easy and respectable as that of matrimony.

Billy Connolly
Billy Connolly

I don't understand art-speak. My pictures are big doodles. I'm amazed what people come up with when they look at them. There's one of a figure with two heads that somebody thought must be a comment on the state of matrimony. None of it is a comment on anything.

Frank Leslie
Frank Leslie

Expect nothing at all and accept as a joyful surprise whatever good you find in matrimony.

George Carey
George Carey

I see no room in holy Scripture for any sexual activity outside of matrimony.

George Farquhar
George Farquhar

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into - matrimony.

Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.

Isadora Duncan
Isadora Duncan

So that ends my first experience of matrimony, which I always thought a highly over-rated performance.

John Burnside
John Burnside

I don't want to suggest that matrimony was necessarily a tragic affair - some of our neighbours' marriages seemed quite functional, if somewhat routine; nevertheless, in the workaday world, it is wedlock that is most likely to offer the occasion for life-threatening disappointment.