Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Grandpa George: The kids who are going to find the golden tickets are the ones who can afford to buy candy bars every day! Our Charlie gets only one a year. He doesn't have a chance.
Grandma Josephine: Everyone has a chance, Charlie.
Grandpa George: Mark my words. The kid who finds the first ticket will be fat, fat, fat.
[Cuts

to Augustus Gloop holding up the winning ticket]
German Reporter: Augustus!
Augustus Gloop: [as cameras flash] I'm eating the Wonka bar and I taste something that is not chocolate. Or coconut, or walnut, or peanut butter, or nougat, or butter brittle, or caramel, or sprinkles. So I look and I find the golden ticket.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Willy Wonka: Why, I believe they're going to treat us to a little song. It is quite a special occasion, of course. They haven't had a fresh audience in many a moon.
Oompa Loompa: Augustus Gloop / Augustus Gloop / The great big greedy Nincompoop / Augustus Gloop, so big and vile, so greedy foul and infantile / Come on, we cry, the time is ripe to send him

shooting up the pipe / But don't, dear children be alarmed, Augustus Gloop will not be harmed, Augustus Gloop will not be harmed / Although of course we must admit, he will be altered quite a bit / Slowly wheels go round and round, and cogs begin to grind and pound / This greedy brute, this louces ear, is loved by people everywhere, for who could hate or bare a grudge against a luscious bit of

fudge?

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Mrs. Gloop: [as she sees Augustus Gloop drinking the chocolate river] Augustus, My child. That is not the right thing to do!
Willy Wonka: HEY! Little Boy, My chocolate must be untouched by human hands!
Mrs. Gloop: [as Augustus falls into the river] He will drown, He can't swim. Call the firefighter.

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

Mrs. Gloop: You boiled him up, I know it.
Willy Wonka: Nil desperandum, my dear lady. Across the desert lies the promised land.
[Mrs. Gloop is led away to the fudge room]
Willy Wonka: Goodbye, Mrs. Gloop. Adieu. Aufwiedersehen. Gesundheit. Farewell.