Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
Just going to the Olympics would be a dream come true. I could finish last, and it would still be an amazing experience.
If nice guys finish last, then great guys come in right after them.
Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
Basically, nice guys can finish last.
Nice guys finish last.
We're living proof that nice guys always finish last.
Philadelphians are intensely loyal. They don't switch teams even when the Sixers lose by 63 points or the Phillies finish last in the NL East.