If I heard a noise at night, I'd think there was a burglar sneaking around; the first thing I'd do was check on my guitar.
Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
When you hear in the tape recordings Nixon's own voice saying, We have to stonewall, We have to lie to the Grand Jury, We have to pay burglars a million dollars, it's all too clear the horror of what went on.
One time, a burglar came to my apartment, so we called the police. My son was here, so I think they left before they tried to steal something. So the police come to my apartment, and they say, 'Oh my God, did they steal everything?' I was like, 'No, it was like that!'
I'm calling myself 'The Doodler,' and with the simple addition of a small burglar's mask, I achieve utter anonymity.
If I can go from burglar for the government to talk show host, you can go from entertainer to congressman.
The faults of the burglar are the qualities of the financier.
The most dangerous criminal now is the entirely lawless modern philosopher. Compared to him, burglars and bigamists are essentially moral men.
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.
Even a burglar hesitates to go back for more.
