X-Men Origins: Wolverine Quotes

Wade Wilson: Great. Stuck in an elevator with five guys on a high-protein diet.
William Stryker: Oh, Wade.
Wade Wilson: Dreams really do come true.
William Stryker: Just shut it! You're up next.
Wade Wilson: Thank you, sir. You look really nice today. It's the green. It brings out the

seriousness in your eyes.
Logan: Oh, my God. Do you ever shut up, pal?
Wade Wilson: No. Not when I'm awake.

Kayla Silverfox: Do you know why the moon is so lonely?
Logan: Why?
Kayla Silverfox: Because she used to have a lover.
Logan: You tell this to the kids?
Kayla Silverfox: No.
[Logan laughs]
Kayla Silverfox: His name was Kuekuatsu and they lived in the

spirit world together.
Logan: Oh, this is a true story.
Kayla Silverfox: Mm-hm. And every night, they would wander the skies together. But, one of the other spirits was jealous. Trickster wanted the Moon for himself. So he told Kuekuatsu that the Moon had asked for flowers; he told him to come to our world and pick her some wild roses. But Kuekuatsu

didn't know that once you leave the spirit world, you can never go back. And every night, he looks up in the sky and sees the Moon and howls her name. But... he can never touch her again.
Logan: Wow. Koo-koo-ka-choo got screwed.

Wade Wilson: I love this weapon more than any other thing in the whole wide world, and you wanna know why?
Victor Creed: No.
Wade Wilson: It's memorable. Sure it's a little bulky, tough to get on a plane. You whip out a couple of swords at your ex-girlfriend's wedding, they will never, ever forget it.
Victor

Creed: That's funny Wade, but I've think you've mistaken me with someone who gives a shit.
Wade Wilson: Granted, it's probably not as intimidating as having a gun, or bone-claws, or the fingernails of a bag-lady...
[Victor draws his claws, Wilson draws his blades]
Wade Wilson: Manicure?
Logan: [to Victor] Easy.

Logan: [upon seeing the obese Fred] Fred Dukes? That looks like the creature that ate Fred Dukes.
John Wraith: Hey, be nice, man.
Logan: [looks at Fred's tattoo] Hey, fat... Fred. I seem to remember that girl when was about 85 pounds, huh?
Frederick J. Dukes: Oh, that's funny. You're still so funny, Logan.

Logan: You know where Victor is?
Frederick J. Dukes: No idea.
Logan: Where's the island, slim?
Frederick J. Dukes: Don't let the door hit you on the way out, Logan.
Logan: [gets into the ring] Listen, I ain't leaving here till you tell me where Victor is. So come on, bub, for old

times' sake, huh?
Frederick J. Dukes: Did you just call me... Blob?
Logan: No, but...
[Fred cold cocks him by knocking him out of the ring]
John Wraith: I told you not to mention his weight. Why'd you call him Blob?
Logan: I didn't call him Blob, I said bub! God damn it!

[Creed has a drink in a bar after killing Silver Fox]
Bartender: You're not from around here, are you?
Victor Creed: [carving a smiley face into the table] What gave me away?
Logan: [outside, having tracked Creed down] VICTOR!
Victor Creed: [to the bartender] You got insurance on this place?

Bartender: Insurance? No.
Victor Creed: Too bad...
[Logan crashes into the bar]
Victor Creed: Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in.
Bartender: Guys, whatever this is, take it outside.
Logan: I wanna know why!
Victor Creed: Why? You don't call.

You don't write. How else am I supposed to get your attention?
[They charge at each other]

Logan: [holding Stryker in a chokehold to the wall] For six years I've been here, no one knew me. And then you show up, and the next day she's dead!
William Stryker: I tried to warn you.
Logan: Why didn't you tell me it was Victor?
William Stryker: I didn't know!
Logan: [slams him

against the wall] Bullshit! Why?
William Stryker: I swear on my son's life, I didn't!
[Logan releases his grip on him]
William Stryker: Victor's appetite was becoming too public. I had to lock him up. He felt I betrayed him. He went AWOL. He said he was coming for all of us.
Logan: You didn't come to warn me, you came

to save your own ass.
[walks off]
William Stryker: So what's your plan, Captain? You can't beat him, Logan, you know you can't!
Logan: I'm gonna go find him and kill him.
William Stryker: I can give you the tools to defeat him.
[Logan stops and turns to look at Stryker]
William Stryker:

And we can still save the others.
Logan: You mean save yourself, right?
William Stryker: I promise you two things: You will suffer more pain than any other man can endure. But you will have your revenge.
Logan: I come with you, I'm coming for blood. No law, no code of conduct. You point me in the right direction, you get the

hell out of my way.

Remy LeBeau: You don't like flying, huh?
Logan: I'm fine. Just concentrate on what you're doing.
Remy LeBeau: You sure? You got a bit of sweat on your brow there.
Logan: Very funny. Just keep your eyes on the...
Remy LeBeau: On the what? The clouds? Keep my eyes on the clouds?

Logan: You're going up and down like a freaking yo-yo here! Where'd you get this thing, anyway?
Remy LeBeau: Oh, this is my baby. I won here in a game. Jacks over fives.
Logan: Great.
Remy LeBeau: Relax. We're almost there.
[they arrive at the island]
Remy LeBeau: There it is.

The island. Three Mile Island. Hiding in plain sight. No one's gonna snoop around a nuclear reactor. They think it's gonna turn them into freaks.
Logan: Like you?

William Stryker: I have a job for you.
Logan: I already have a job.
David North: Lumberjack? Eighteen grand a year?
Logan: Eighteen five. Plus I haven't had to kill anybody.
David North: Miss it?
Logan: Right about now I am.
David North:

Yeah?
William Stryker: Zero, back to the car.
Logan: [nods to the car as Zero keeps looking at him] Atta boy.
[clicks tongue. Zero goes to the car]

William Stryker: You were sentenced for decapitating a senior officer. The warden tells me that your sentence was carried out by a firing squad at 1000 hours. How'd that go?
Logan: It tickled.
William Stryker: My name is Major William Stryker. You boys tired of running? Tired of denying your true nature? Tired of wars?

Victor Creed: Why do you care?
William Stryker: Oh, I care. I care because I know how valuable you are. I'm putting together a special team, with special privileges. So tell me, after defending this country for 150 years and 4 wars, how would you like to really serve your country?
William Stryker: Welcome to the war.

William Stryker: [over the radio] Zero!
David North: I'm down...
William Stryker: Zero, is he dead? Is Logan dead? Come in!
Logan: [speaking into the headphones] You tried to kill me.
William Stryker: Logan?
Logan: Where's Victor?
William

Stryker: Come back to base, I'll explain everything. We'll take down Victor together...
Logan: Wrong answer. After I kill Victor, I'm coming for you.
William Stryker: Logan, if you go down this path, you're not gonna like what you find.
Logan: You wanted the animal, Colonel. You got it.