26 Wrong Turn Quotes (2024)

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Scott: Okay, who lives here?
Carly: I don't know, but can you help me find the bathroom?
Scott: Baby, I think this is the bathroom.

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[last lines]
Chris: C'mon, you motherfuckers. Just die.

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Jessie: Carly, look at me, okay? Scott died protecting us. We need to keep ourselves alive, or it was for nothing. Okay? We're all in this together, Carl. Come on.
Carly: [whimpering] I want him back.
Jessie: I know, I know. Carl, look at me, okay? Look. We're gonna stay alive. We're gonna get out of this. We're gonna get out of

these woods, we're gonna find the police and we're gonna make sure those motherfucks are punished for this. Okay?

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Chris: Excuse me, sir, do you have a payphone?
[Old Man signals to one nearby; Chris tries to use it unsuccessfully]
Chris: Uh, this one's not working. Do you have another phone I could use?
Old Man: Long distance?
Chris: Uh... what isn't long distance from here, right?
Old Man:

You cuttin' wise with me, son?
Chris: No, sir, I'm just... I'm running behind and I really need to make a call.
Old Man: Well, that there's my only phone.
Chris: Right. The highway's really jammed up. Do you know of another route heading south?
Old Man: Nope.
Chris: [consults a

map on the wall] Hey, why's this Bear Mountain Road dotted like this?
Old Man: Dirt.
Chris: Dirt road?
Old Man: Bet they ain't got around to paving it yet.
Chris: It looks like it runs in the highway about fifteen, twenty miles. Is that right?
Old Man: If you say so.

Chris: Thank you very much. Take care, okay?
[Chris gets in his car and drives off]
Old Man: You're the one who's gonna need to take care.

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Francine: [smoking pot] Where did you get this?
Evan: I found it in my dad's room, actually.

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Carly: [trying to climb out the window] I'd rather jump than burn to death!

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Jessie: Whoa, wait guys, this road isn't on here.
[points to map]
Carly: That's because we don't have the redneck world atlas.

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Chris: [pulling over a branch] Can you hold this?
Jessie: Why?
Chris: 'Cause we're gonna knock this fucker outta the tree!

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Evan: You know, we should've just taken her to New York.
Francine: No, you know how she loves this outdoors stuff.
Evan: Yeah. If you ask me, though, nature sucks.
Francine: Well, the next time she gets dumped we'll take her to New York.

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Jessie: Hey, what's your name?
Chris: Chris Flynn.
Jessie: You hurt, Chris Flynn?
Chris: No, I'm fine.
Jessie: Good.
[throws a bag at Chris]
Jessie: 'Cause you're the mule.

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[Scott pretends to fall]
Carly: That is not funny.
Scott: Look's who scared now... Sorry.
Carly: Whatever. Just get me to a motel room, run me a very hot bath and be prepared to provide me with a lot of orgasms.
[Jessie and Chris start laughing]
Chris: I think they need to be alone.

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[Jessie opens her eyes after sleeping and sees one of the cannibals coming at her]
Jessie: They're here!
[they both freak out for a second]
Chris: No. No, they're not. You were dreaming.
Jessie: I wish.

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Chris: Let's make this quick.
Scott: Actually, maybe we should keep walking.
Carly: What, the next house is gonna have a white picket fence?
Scott: If there is a next house.

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Evan: I can't believe they called us stoners.

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Carly: [looking at the room where the inbreds' victims' belongings are] God, look at this place.
Scott: Yeah, it's like the garage sale from hell.

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Evan: Okay, you guys go, and we'll just stay here, Francine and...
Scott: And get high.
Evan: Yeah... so?

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Francine: Drop your pants.
Evan: What?
Francine: When do people always show up, Evan? What are we doing? Consider it an experiment in probability theory.