William E. Geist
William E. Geist

Grown men have been seen fleeing after reading the menu posted outside.

William E. Geist
William E. Geist

Kristin Brown looks as though she could have been mailed first-class to New York for about a dollar and a half.

William E. Geist
William E. Geist

Scrooge pushed past Mary number 1 and Joseph number 2 in the wings without so much as an 'excuse me'. Typical.

William E. Geist
William E. Geist

Drawn by warm nostalgic feelings for the place and by two sweet little words: 'Open Bar.'

William E. Geist
William E. Geist

Pressed caviar has the consistency of chilled tar.