Detective Ray Duquette: People aren't always what they appear to be. Don't forget that.
Detective Ray Duquette: Why don't we begin with a question? What is a sex crime?
Jimmy: Not gettin' any!
[all the other students cheer]
Prisoner: So you're the new chicken licker.
Kelly Van Ryan: I can't believe you called Sam. What's the matter with you?
Suzie: I'm scared, that's what I'm scared, there's no one to trust.
Kelly Van Ryan: You can trust me.
Suzie: No little bitch could ever make me cum.
Suzie: Before Medea sailed away on the Helios she killed king Creon and the princess, with what? A: A rock. B: Spear-gun or C: a bit of Poison.
Sam: P-oison...
Suzie: Good guess.
[Lets lose the sail rigging hitting Sam in the head and flinging him overboard]
Kelly Van Ryan: I miss Dad.
Sandra Van Ryan: I miss him too... sometimes...
Kelly Van Ryan: No you don't!
Sandra Van Ryan: He didn't HAVE to kill himself, Kelly.
Sam: I was, until yesterday, a guidance counselor at Blue Bay High School. A student there is accusing me of rape.
Kenneth Bowden: Male or female?
Sam: The student is Kelly Van Ryan.
Kenneth Bowden: As in Sandra Van Ryan?
Sam: As in I'm fucked.
Sandra Van Ryan: My daughter does NOT get raped in Blue Bay!
Tom Baxter: Maybe you didn't hear me, Lombardo. You're finished in Blue Bay. And if I find you around my daughter again, you'll be finished, period. Get the fuck out of here.
Kelly Van Ryan: Whooo, it worked! we screwed the bitch!
[Kelly kisses Sam]
Kelly Van Ryan: It worked just like you said. What's wrong?
Sam: You scared the shit out of me. What's wrong, is you're coming here. That's what's wrong. Are you fuckin' crazy?
Kelly Van Ryan: Yeah, I'm crazy. Ask my mom.
Sam: After tonight, the three of us are not to be seen together ever again.
Kelly Van Ryan: After tonight?
Kelly Van Ryan: Can I play too? Or is it just for boys?
Kelly Van Ryan: Jesus. Where'd she get those shoes? "Whores for less"?
[Suzie gives her the finger and flicks her tongue]
Sam: Nice to see you kids getting along.
Kelly Van Ryan: My mother would kill me if she knew I took the Rover.
Detective Ray Duquette: Did Sam sell you up front on the idea of whacking Suzie?
[grabs Kelly]
Detective Ray Duquette: That's murder, kid.
[last lines]
Kenneth Bowden: Suzie... Be good.
