Doghan-Dagui: We know how humans work.
Doghan-Dagui: They're all so predictable.
Sergeant Laureline: Clearly you've never met a woman.
Bubble: I thank you. It was my pleasure performing for you. I leave you my Kingdom, take good care of it.
Major Valerian: I will.
Bubble: But, most importantly...
Major Valerian: Yeah?
Bubble: [re Laureline] Take good care of her. Love her without measure. There's beggary in love that
can be reckoned.
Sergeant Laureline: I'd rather that you took me somewhere other than a giant trash can!
[first lines]
President of the World State Federation: [broadcast appearance] The Alpha intergalactic space station has reached critical mass in orbit. Its weight and size now poses a serious threat to mother Earth. In its great wisdom, the Central Committee has decided to use all resources necessary to release the space station from Earth's gravity. Its new course is set
with the Magellan Current. Like the great explorer Magellan, the Alpha station will journey into the unknown. The symbol of our values and knowledge, it will carry a message of peace and unity to the furthest reaches of the universe. Our thoughts and prayers go with you. Godspeed, and good luck.
Commander Arun Filitt: [defending his genocidal actions] Our council saw fit to protect citizens first and foremost. Is that not its duty? And mine. And yours! Or would you rather risk wrecking our economy for the sake of a bunch of...
Sergeant Laureline: Savages?
Commander Arun Filitt: You are totally under the influence of these
creatures. Do not confuse the issue.
[pointing at Doghan]
Commander Arun Filitt: He's the threat. He's the enemy.
Emperor Haban-Limaï: [walks up undaunted, confronts eye to eye] *You* are your own worst enemy, Commander. Unless you make up with your past, you won't have a future.
Major Valerian: [Laureline's the pilot] Whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy, easy, easy...
Sergeant Laureline: We're late.
Major Valerian: Yeah, better late than dead.
Sergeant Laureline: [lets go of steering controls] You wanna drive?
Major Valerian: [smirks] Put your hand back on the joystick.
Woman, put your hand back on the joystick!
[she continues taunting him]
Major Valerian: Laureline, would you please put your hand back on the joystick?
Sergeant Laureline: Will you stop complaining about my driving?
Major Valerian: Yes. I'm sorry. You're a great driver. You're the best driver in the entire universe.
Sergeant Laureline: Oh, thank you.
[hand on joystick again]