Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

Doghan-Dagui: We know how humans work.
Doghan-Dagui: They're all so predictable.
Sergeant Laureline: Clearly you've never met a woman.

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

Bubble: I'm afraid of a kiss, like a kiss from a bee.

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

Major Valerian: Bring on the beach!

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

Sergeant Laureline: Can I help? I'm a good driver.

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

Bubble: I know all of Shakespeare by heart.

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

Bubble: I thank you. It was my pleasure performing for you. I leave you my Kingdom, take good care of it.
Major Valerian: I will.
Bubble: But, most importantly...
Major Valerian: Yeah?
Bubble: [re Laureline] Take good care of her. Love her without measure. There's beggary in love that

can be reckoned.

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

Commander Arun Filitt: A soldier will always choose death over humiliation.

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

Button Man: By the grace of God...

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

Igon Siruss: I'm fighting for a noble cause, too. Mine.

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

Sergeant Laureline: I'd rather that you took me somewhere other than a giant trash can!

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

Bubble: Bussing tables! Every artist's worst nightmare! Never mention this to anybody, okay?

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

Sergeant Laureline: It's our mission that doesn't make sense, sir.

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

Bubble: So, what will it be, soldier?

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

Sergeant Laureline: [to her weird captors who are selecting dresses for her] I didn't come here to get a makeover. I've got to leave! Now!

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

Jolly the Pimp: Rules are rules and this is a place where we make love, not war.

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

[first lines]
President of the World State Federation: [broadcast appearance] The Alpha intergalactic space station has reached critical mass in orbit. Its weight and size now poses a serious threat to mother Earth. In its great wisdom, the Central Committee has decided to use all resources necessary to release the space station from Earth's gravity. Its new course is set

with the Magellan Current. Like the great explorer Magellan, the Alpha station will journey into the unknown. The symbol of our values and knowledge, it will carry a message of peace and unity to the furthest reaches of the universe. Our thoughts and prayers go with you. Godspeed, and good luck.

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

Commander Arun Filitt: [defending his genocidal actions] Our council saw fit to protect citizens first and foremost. Is that not its duty? And mine. And yours! Or would you rather risk wrecking our economy for the sake of a bunch of...
Sergeant Laureline: Savages?
Commander Arun Filitt: You are totally under the influence of these

creatures. Do not confuse the issue.
[pointing at Doghan]
Commander Arun Filitt: He's the threat. He's the enemy.
Emperor Haban-Limaï: [walks up undaunted, confronts eye to eye] *You* are your own worst enemy, Commander. Unless you make up with your past, you won't have a future.

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

Creature 'Bird Woman': [Big Market prostitute dressed like male peacock] Wanna fly?
Major Valerian: I'm allergic to feathers.

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

Major Valerian: [Laureline's the pilot] Whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy, easy, easy...
Sergeant Laureline: We're late.
Major Valerian: Yeah, better late than dead.
Sergeant Laureline: [lets go of steering controls] You wanna drive?
Major Valerian: [smirks] Put your hand back on the joystick.

Woman, put your hand back on the joystick!
[she continues taunting him]
Major Valerian: Laureline, would you please put your hand back on the joystick?
Sergeant Laureline: Will you stop complaining about my driving?
Major Valerian: Yes. I'm sorry. You're a great driver. You're the best driver in the entire universe.

Sergeant Laureline: Oh, thank you.
[hand on joystick again]

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

Sergeant Laureline: Do you have any idea where we're going?
Major Valerian: Yeah, sure. I mean, I guess...
Sergeant Laureline: You're sure, or you guess?