Mr. Fitzhugh: Shouldn't we be avoiding law enforcement? I never saw an episode of Matlock where the criminal banged Matlock!
Josh Kovacs: To get in the building, we have to avoid seven exterior cameras and six doormen who work at two entrance points in rotating shifts. Once inside, we'll be faced with four security officers who monitor a bank of twelve internal cameras, as well as two security guards who vary the patrol route each day. If we make it through all that, we still have to get through this
gauntlet of employees to get to the elevators. Questions?
Slide: Yeah! Who that girl in the red dress? She got the kind of titties I like to play with.
Cole Howard: That's Mary-Ann from sales; she's a lesbian.
Josh Kovacs: Okay, that's irrelevant.
Mr. Fitzhugh: Mary-Ann is a lesbian? She was married
when she sold me my unit.
Cole Howard: She makes lesbian sex with Lynn Rutherford from accounting.
Josh Kovacs: Okay.
Cole Howard: Lynn is a lesbian?
Rick Malloy: Wait, I'm lost. How many lesbians total do we have to avoid?
Josh Kovacs: None; we're not avoiding lesbians.
Slide: I don't avoid lesbians at all; I seek lesbians out. Lesbians got the nicest titties. Straight women, they have guys pulling and yanking on them and sweating on them. Lesbians get touch delicately by other lesbians; It's nice.
Josh Kovacs: Did anyone just take in what I just said?
Cole Howard: Well, it seems like there's a
gauntlet of lesbians.
Josh Kovacs: No. The... Alright, I'm just gonna keep going.
[from trailer]
Slide: Today I teach you how to pick a lock with a bobby pin! Here's your bobby pin, here's your bobby pin, and here's your punk-ass bobby pin! You unlock the door, or you gonna freeze to death! I'm gonna be inside having sex with Rita!
Cole Howard: Who's Rita?
[from trailer]
Slide: A robbery can change very quickly. You have to be ready to adapt to the situation at any moment. Anything can happen. I was on a job a few days ago and my homie got shot in the face!
Josh Kovacs: If you get shot in the face, it's over.
Slide: If you get shot in your HEAD, it's over. If you get shot in
your FACE, the bullet will go through your cheek and come out the other side! Then, what you gonna do?
Cole Howard: Die! We're all gonna die!
Special Agent Dansk: [stops Odessa at the entrance to Mr. Shaw's apartment] Sorry, no cleaning now.
Odessa Montero: It's okay. I'll come back. Do you want some cake?
[picks up the drug-laced slice of birthday cake off her cleaning cart]
Odessa Montero: We're celebrating a birthday downstairs.
Special Agent
Dansk: No, thank you.
[goes back to his newspaper]
Odessa Montero: It's amazing cake. Are you sure?
Special Agent Dansk: I'm allergic to chocolate. I break out in hives. I can't touch it.
[Odessa smiles then turns away as her smile turns into a frown. She puts the cake back on her cart and walks behind it]
Odessa
Montero: BUMBACLOT!
[rams her cart into Dansk, knocking him out. He falls out of his chair and onto the floor]
Odessa Montero: You should've tried the cake, man.
Rick Malloy: What are you doing?
Josh Kovacs: I'm sacrificing my Queen.
[from trailer]
Slide: How come you bailed me out? Man, I don't even know your name!
Josh Kovacs: You don't remember Mrs Schaltzberg? We used to get dropped at her house every day for daycare! Heavy-set German woman, short goatee.
Slide: You the little seizure boy that's having seizures all the time!
Josh
Kovacs: Asthma doesn't cause seizures!
[from trailer]
Arthur Shaw: You people are working stiffs, clock-punchers. Easily replaced.
Josh Kovacs: I don't care what it takes. I will find a way to make it right.