Tiny Tim
Tiny Tim

Remember, it's better to be a has-been than a never-was.

Tiny Tim
Tiny Tim

There are a lot of ups and downs. But there are always people who have it worse.

Tiny Tim
Tiny Tim

I remember in '37 when trolley cars were so big in New York. It was five cents for a ride... There used to be open-air buses, and you could go up a spiral staircase and sit up on top. Those were great, great days.

Tiny Tim
Tiny Tim

As long as those pretty girls notice me, I don't care if they say, 'Ghastly, horrible'... I live for the beautiful angels.

Tiny Tim
Tiny Tim

If you go back to the minors, you have to start swinging and hitting the ball again. I've been in the minors since the '70s semipros, let's put it that way.

Tiny Tim
Tiny Tim

I believe that President Nixon was right in what he did at Watergate. Lack of respect for authority and things like socialism are turning this into a weak, effeminate country.

Tiny Tim
Tiny Tim

We've all got setbacks.

Tiny Tim
Tiny Tim

I always love the smell of a bat and a glove, or a hockey puck in the winter time.

Tiny Tim
Tiny Tim

I don't believe in Women's Liberation. No, no, no, no, no. Not at all.

Tiny Tim
Tiny Tim

We hear about the Gershwins, the Kerns, and the Berlins, but there were some great little writers like Theodore Morse, Charles K. Harris, and Ernest R. Ball, who wrote 'Let the Rest of the World Go By.'

Tiny Tim
Tiny Tim

I keep recording and recording, but they always stay on the rack and never get out there.

Tiny Tim
Tiny Tim

As long as my voice is here, and there is a Holiday Inn waiting for me, then everything's just swell.

Tiny Tim
Tiny Tim

I always wanted to be a big star.

Tiny Tim
Tiny Tim

My parents had to work hard, and I was always looking for a way to make it big - for their sakes as well as my own.

Tiny Tim
Tiny Tim

The only thing I pray for is the strength to go out without complaining.

Tiny Tim
Tiny Tim

Boy George was only 7 years old when I was hot in '68.

Tiny Tim
Tiny Tim

I don't think I'm turning back the clock by doing these old tunes. I love rock and roll and popular music. It's just that the spirits of the singers whose songs I do are living within me. That's why the songs come out in the voices of the original singers. I'm not doing imitations. That's the way they sound inside me.

Tiny Tim
Tiny Tim

The devil reigns in me more than in any man I can think of.

Tiny Tim
Tiny Tim

I read in one of the scandal sheets that there are UFO aliens living right now down deep in the Antarctic. I believe those things.

Tiny Tim
Tiny Tim

In order to have a TV series, you have to have a good idea for the story.