I've lived with myself for a very long time, so I'm aware of what I look like. I'm under no false pretense that I'm a stunner, so if somebody comes up and says something about my physical appearance, it's okay.
I'm a dog person, but I don't have a pet.
I don't know, and certainly I've been guilty of making a judgment about a celebrity, but there's a part of me that's like, 'Why don't you take the time you're spending ripping James Franco and go do something you like?'
The truth is, there is no link between vaccines and autism. Vaccines are incredibly important.
I'll believe I made it when I'm 100 years old, I'm still able to get work, and they're about to put me in a coffin, and I'll be like, 'Yeah, OK, it went all right.' But until then, I'm not saying it.
I started out with the intention of studying physics. I was a terrible high school student outside of the fact that I did well in physics, but there's a big difference between being good at physics and being a physicist, so I jettisoned that very quickly.
There is that great thing of D.C. being Hollywood for ugly people. There's very distinct crossover behaviors.
Truthfully, I don't like the binge-watching model. I think that if you give everybody everything all at once, there's very much a law of diminishing returns as far as their enjoyment of them.
If you didn't watch 'The Shield,' you should stop everything you are doing and go back and watch 'The Shield.'
I don't have actors in my family, but everyone is pretty artistic.
I'm particularly bad at breaking if something's funny. I'm not professional, so I do often laugh, but less at what I do and more often at what other people do.
My children, twins who are three years old, they're awful creatures right now.
Reed Scott is really good at coming up with insults.
I like sort of esoteric and weird Twitter jokes. But I actually unfollow people if they make jokes about a celebrity's death within the first two minutes of that celebrity dying.
I grew up in Maine working at a video store and found myself being pulled more and more to on-camera stuff.
I was born in the Northeast, and I have Midwestern parents.
You're taught from a very young age that you shouldn't get too big for your britches, so I tend to err way too much on the side of 'Nothing means anything.'
It's so odd because I don't even know if I'm cut out for it, but being a movie star guy, I sort of end up gravitating toward the Coen brothers. That's one of the reasons my wife and I moved to L.A.: that however much of a pipe dream that would be, I moved to L.A. because I'd love to work with the Coen brothers.
The Duplass brothers do that so well - that very simple, very horrifically awkward comedy.
David Letterman was my guy growing up. My parents recorded the tenth anniversary special for me, and I watched it 40 times.
