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Agent Cale: [staring at The Destroyer] Is that one of Stark's?
Agent Coulson: I don't know. Guy never tells me anything.

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Loki: The Casket wasn't the only thing you took from Jotunheim that day, was it?
Odin: No. In the aftermath of the battle I went into the temple and I found a baby. Small for a Giant's offspring, abandoned, suffering, left to die. Laufey's son.
Loki: Laufey's son?
Odin: Yes.
Loki: Why?

You were knee-deep in Jotun blood. Why would you take me?
Odin: You were an innocent child.
Loki: No. You took me for a purpose. What was it?... TELL ME!
Odin: I thought we could unite our kingdoms one day. Bring about an alliance, bring about permanent peace... through you.
Loki: What?

Odin: But those plans no longer matter.
Loki: So I am no more than another stolen relic, locked up here until you might have use of me?
Odin: Why do you twist my words?
Loki: You could have told me what I was from the beginning! Why didn't you?
Odin: You're my son... I wanted only to

protect you from the truth...
Loki: What, because I... I... I am the monster parents tell their children about at night?
Odin: [unwell] No! No!
Loki: You know, it all makes sense now, why you favored Thor all these years, because no matter how much you claim to love me, you could never have a Frost Giant sitting on the throne

of Asgard!
[an overcome Odin collapses]
Loki: Guards! Guards, please help!

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Thor: [taking coffee for the first time] This drink... I like it!
Darcy: I know, it's great right?
Thor: ANOTHER!
Thor: [throws the mug on the floor and shatters it]
Jane Foster: [to the lady behind the counter] Sorry, Izzie, little accident...
Jane Foster: [to

Thor] What was that?
Thor: It was delicious! I want another!
Jane Foster: You could have just said so!
Thor: I just did!
Jane Foster: I mean ask nicely!
Thor: I meant no disrespect.
Jane Foster: Alright, no more smashing. Deal?

Thor: You have my word.

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Thor: [walking into a pet shop] I need a horse!
Pet Store Clerk: We don't have horses. Just dogs, cats, birds.
Thor: Then give me one of those large enough to ride.

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Odin: You are a vain, greedy, cruel boy!
Thor: And you are an old man and a fool!
Odin: Yes... I was a fool, to think you were ready.
Loki: Father...
Odin: [to Loki] FIE!
Odin: Thor Odinson... you have betrayed the express command of your king. Through your

arrogance and stupidity, you've opened these peaceful realms and innocent lives to the horror and desolation of war! You are unworthy of these realms, you're unworthy of your title, you're unworthy... of the loved ones you have betrayed! I now take from you your power! In the name of my father and his father before, I, Odin Allfather, cast you out!

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Loki: I never wanted the throne, I only ever wanted to be your equal!

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Clint Barton: You better call it Coulson, 'cause I'm starting to root for this guy.

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[last lines]
Thor: So Earth is lost to us...
Heimdall: No. There is always hope.
Thor: Can you see her?
Heimdall: [chuckles] Yes.
Thor: How is she?
Heimdall: She searches for you.

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Agent Garrett: [about Thor's Asgard buddies] Is there a Renaissance Fair in town?
Agent Jackson: Call it in.
Agent Garrett: Yeah. Uh, base, we've got, uh, Xena, Jackie Chan, and Robin Hood.

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Darcy: [On seeing Thor, who's been hit by their car, lying on the ground] Whoa, does he need CPR? 'Cause I totally know CPR!

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Thor: Loki, this is madness!
Loki: Is it madness? Is it? IS IT? I don't know what happened on Earth to make you so soft! Don't tell me it was that woman?... Oh, it was. Well maybe, when we're done here, I'll pay her a visit myself!
[Thor gets mad]

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Thor: My friends, have you forgotten all that we have done together? Fandral, Hogun, who led you into the glorious of battles?
Hogun: You did.
Thor: And, Volstagg, who introduced you to delicacies so succulent you thought you'd died and gone to Valhalla?
Volstagg: [chuckles] You did.

Thor: And who proved wrong all who scoffed at the idea that a young maiden could be one of the fiercest warriors this realm has ever known?
Sif: I did!
Thor: True, but I supported you, Sif.

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Clint Barton: Do you want me to take him down, or would you rather send in more guys for him to beat up?

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Loki: [hanging from the edge of the Bifrost] I could have done it, Father! I could have done it! For you! For all of us!
Odin: No, Loki.
[Loki stares for a moment, then loosens his grip]
Thor: Loki, no... NO!
[Loki falls into a wormhole]

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Odin: [enchants Mjolnir] Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of THOR!
[hurls Mjolnir after Thor]

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[after hitting Thor with her car... again]
Jane Foster: WHAT?... I'm so sorry! I swear I'm not doing this on purpose.

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Thor: You know, I had it all backwards. I had it all wrong.
Erik Selvig: It's not a bad thing finding out that you don't have all the answers. You start asking the right questions.
Thor: For the first time in my life, I have no idea what I'm supposed to do.
Erik Selvig: Anyone who's ever going to find his way

in this world, has to start by admitting he doesn't know...

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[Thor brings a drunken Selvig home]
Jane Foster: What happened?
Thor: He's fine! We drank, we fought - he made his ancestors proud!
Jane Foster: Put him on the bed.
Erik Selvig: [to Thor] Oh, I still don't think you're the god of thunder. But you ought to be!

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King Laufey: The house of Odin is full of traitors...
Thor: Do not dishonor my father's name with your lies!
King Laufey: Your father is a murderer and a thief! And why have YOU come, to talk of peace? You long for battle, you crave it! You're nothing more than a boy trying to prove himself a man!
Thor: Be

warned, this boy grows tired of your mockery!
[Jotuns surround the Asgardians]
Loki: Thor, stop and think. Look around you, we're outnumbered...
Thor: Know your place, brother!
King Laufey: You know not what your actions would unleash... I do. Go now, while I still allow it.
[Loki has to restrain Thor]

Loki: We will accept your most gracious offer. Come on, brother...
[Thor turns to leave]
Frost Giant Sentry: Run back home, little princess.
Loki: Damn...
[Thor smashes down the Sentry]
Thor: Next?

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[from trailer]
Darcy: [staring at Thor] You know, for a crazy homeless person... he's pretty cut.