Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist: [singing] I'm just a sweet transvestite, from Transsexual Transylvania.
Riff Raff - A Handyman: With a bit of a mind flip...
Magenta - A Domestic: You're into a time slip...
Riff Raff - A Handyman: And nothing can ever be the same.
Magenta - A Domestic: You're spaced out on sensation. HAH!
Riff Raff - A Handyman: Like you're under sedation!
All:
Let's do the time warp again!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist: Oh, come on Brad, admit it, you liked it didn't you? There's no crime in giving yourself over to pleasure. Oh, Brad, you've wasted so much time already. Janet needn't know - I won't tell her!
Brad Majors - A Hero: Well, you promise you won't tell?
Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist: On my mother's
gra...
[voice trails off into gurgles as mouth becomes otherwise occupied!]
Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist: Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh - erotic nightmares beyond any measure, and sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can't you just see it? Don't dream it, be it.
Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist: Oh, I just love success!
Riff Raff - A Handyman: He's a credit to your genius, Master.
Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist: Yes!
Magenta - A Domestic: A triumph of your will.
Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist: Yes!
Columbia - A
Groupie: He's okay!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist: Okay? Okay? I think we can do better than that! Well, Brad and Janet, what do you think of him?
Janet Weiss - A Heroine: Well, I don't like men with too many muscles.
Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist: I didn't make him for you! He carries the Charles Atlas seal of
approval!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist: It's not easy having a good time! Even smiling makes my face ache!
The Criminologist - An Expert: [reading from dictionary] "Emotion: Agitation or disturbance of mind; vehement or excited mental state." It is also a powerful and irrational master. And from what Magenta and Columbia eagerly viewed on their television monitor, there seemed little doubt that Janet was indeed... its slave.
Magenta - A Domestic: I grow weary of this world! When shall we return to Transylvania, huh?
Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist: Magenta, I am indeed grateful to you and your brother Riff Raff. You have both served me well. You will discover that when the mood takes me... I can be quite generous.
Magenta - A Domestic: I ask for
nothing, master.
Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist: And you shall receive it. IN ABUNDANCE!
Riff Raff - A Handyman: [singing] Frank-n-Furter it's all over. Your mission is a failure, your lifestyle's too extreme. I'm your new commander. You are now my prisoner. We return to Transylvania. Prepare the transit beam.
Dr. Frank-N-Furter - A Scientist: [singing] Whatever happened to Fay Wray / That delicate satin-draped frame / As it clung to her thigh / How I started to cry / 'Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same.
The Criminologist - An Expert: It's just a jump to the left.
All: And then a step to the right!
The Criminologist - An Expert: With your hands on your hips...
All: You bring your knees in tight! But it's the pelvic thrust / That really drives you insane / Let's do the time warp again!
Eddie - Ex Delivery Boy: [singing] Hot patootie, bless my soul! I really love that rock n' roll!