The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

[Mina jumps and gasps like something just grabbed her behind]
Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): I've been waiting all week to do that.
Allan Quatermain: Get a grip, man.
Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): Well, I thought I just did.
[Mina slaps him]
Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): Oooh,

Mina...
Captain Nemo: Report.
Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): Well, hello to you, too. And need I remind you, I am naked in the snow. I can't feel any of my extremities. And I mean... any of them.

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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Mina Harker: You're sweet... and you're young. Neither are traits that I hold in high regard.

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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Mina Harker: [imitating Quatermain] This hunt is too dangerous for a woman, even one such as you. Leave it to me.

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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Dorian Gray: Ah. The bedroom, Mina. Does it give you memories? Or ideas?
Mina Harker: Ideas.
[She stabs him in the groin]
Dorian Gray: [gasping] If that had been permanent, I'd have been very upset!

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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Dorian Gray: I hoped I'd get to nail you one more time. Didn't think it'd be literally.

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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Allan Quatermain: Now, would you like to learn to shoot?
Tom Sawyer: I can already.
Allan Quatermain: Oh, I saw. Very American. Fire enough bullets and hope to hit the target.

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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

[Dorian and Mina, both immortals, are fighting]
Dorian Gray: We'll be at this all day.

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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Marksman #2: What are you?
Dorian Gray: I'm complicated.

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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Captain Nemo: [Seeing the Dante-Beast] What is that thing?
Mr. Hyde: It's me on a bad day.

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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

M: They've discovered these attacks are all the work of one man who calls himself the Phantom
Allan Quatermain: Very operatic. And what's in it for him?
M: Profit.

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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Allan Quartermain: Well, we were the faster, but now we're the tortoise to his hare.
Dr. Henry Jekyll: So, we're done?
Tom Sawyer: No, we're alive. If M has any idea to the contrary, that gives us an edge.
Captain Nemo: The sea is vast, he could be anywhere.
Tom Sawyer: Yeah, well, I'm

an optimist, now maybe that's a crime to you twisted so-and-so's but it keeps me from going crazy.
Mina Harker: Your optimism's out of place.
Tom Sawyer: You're wrong! Because we'll get out, man... at least, I will. That other agent I told you about... was my childhood friend. We were agents together until the Fantom shot him dead. Now you can be

done, but I am not. I will avenge his death.
Dr. Henry Jekyll: It's not about any one of us, Tom, it's bigger than that.
Tom Sawyer: Yes, it is, Jekyll! The fate for the world is in our hands... the world! So M tricked you, he brought you all together and you walked straight into his trap. But the way that I see it, that's the part he did wrong... He

brought you together.
Dr. Henry Jekyll: He has a point.
Allan Quartermain: And the boy becomes a man... perhaps a leader of men.
Mina Harker: And Women.

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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): So, how did M get you?
Allan Quatermain: None of your business.
Mina Harker: You're a little testy, Mr. Q.
Allan Quatermain: Mrs. Harker, I doubt if you measure danger the way I do.
Mina Harker: And I imagine you with quite the library, Mr.

Quatermain. All those books you must have read merely by looking at their covers.
Allan Quatermain: I've had women along on past exploits, and found them to be, at best, a distraction.
Mina Harker: Do I distract you?
Allan Quatermain: My dear girl, I've buried two wives and many lovers... and I'm in no mood for more of either.


Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): You can send 'em my way.
Allan Quatermain: Skinner, shut up.

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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Allan Quatermain: If you can't do it with one bullet, don't do it at all.

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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Dorian Gray: I'm an immortal, sir, not a gazelle. How can we outrun this?
[Tom Sawyer brings out Nemo's car]
Tom Sawyer: Care for a spin?

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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Marksman #1: Draw your pistol.
Captain Nemo: I walk a different path.
[Draws his sword and attacks, successfully]

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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

M: To that end, I set my wolf among you sheep.
Dorian Gray: Growl.

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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Allan Quatermain: I may have been overly rude earlier... when I called you a pirate.
Captain Nemo: And I may have been overly charitable... when I said I wasn't. But I try to live in the now... where the ghosts of old wrongs do not abide.

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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Allan Quatermain: Automatic rifles. Who in God's name has automatic rifles?
Elderly Hunter: Dashed unsporting. Probably Belgian.

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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

M: You could stay, you know. Share my dream.
Dorian Gray: I've lived long enough to see the future become history, Professor. Empires crumble. There are no exceptions.
M: You think you're better than me. You forget: I've seen your painting.

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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

[Clanging metal sounds from inside Nautilus]
Tom Sawyer: What is it?
Captain Nemo: The sound of treachery.