Billy McMahon: Whoa, guys, where's all this hostility coming from?
Stuart: Where do you think it's coming from, you big tree. Two fifths of our team is made up of two old guys who don't know shit.
Billy McMahon: For you this is like teaching a little kid the alphabet, right?
Headphones: No, actually it's like teaching a kid a letter. Just one letter.
Billy McMahon: Yeah. Yeah, your strong point would not be communicating to humans.
Headphones: I know.
Billy McMahon: No, we can't talk about it later. The future doesn't know later.
Nick Campbell: All the future is, is later. That's literally what the future is. It's later. What are you talking about?
Billy McMahon: That being said, if you want something cold to drink, we'll hook you up.
Stuart: I'm ok, thank you. Just please, stop talking to me.
Billy McMahon: I'm your Bill Holden in Stalag 17.
Stuart: I don't even... I really don't get that reference.
Billy McMahon: Google it.
Stuart: Alright...
Lyle: [approaching Billy and Nick] Nice, there they are! Nice to meet you. I'm Lyle, one of the team managers. Pound me!
[raises a fist]
Billy McMahon: Oh, normally, just putting the... the fist up without the words is all that's necessary.
Lyle: C'mon, bro. Fist me, get up in there.
Nick Campbell:
Yeah, that's definitely not right.
Stuart: Quick interjection: When you keep saying 'on the line,' you do mean online?
Nick Campbell: Stuart. Don't do that. You don't do that to a man. He's got a million-dollar idea right here.
Stuart: A billion-dollar idea?
Nick Campbell: Even better. Let him flow!
Billy McMahon: This reminds me of a little girl from a steel town who had the dream to dance. She had to strip down to nothing, she had to sit in that chair and arch her back and she reached up and pulled that chain to nowhere and doused herself with water!
Stuart: Flashdance? You're talking about the movie from the '80's?
Billy
McMahon: You're damn right I am!
Nick Campbell: Wh-Why did you bring me over to introduce me to this guy? It's like he was your best friend. You introduced me to Hitler.
Neha: What the fuck was that?
Yo-Yo Santos: I was punishing myself for my inferior performance.
Billy McMahon: [to Yo-Yo just before the lap dance] This is Tapioca. She's studying to be a dental assistant. Enjoy!
Nick Campbell: [after Yo-Yo has an orgasm from the lap dance, he dries his pants] It happens all the time. Some would say it's the point.
Nick Campbell: [after Yo-Yo's second orgasm and he tries to dry his pants again]
It's all good. You might want to double up on the underwear next time.
Nick Campbell: [after Yo-Yo's third orgasm, drying his pants again] I got to tell you, the reboot time is impressive. Trifecta.
Billy McMahon: [to Kevin] Me and you are the same height.
Kevin, Matress Salesman: [shakes head dismissively] We're not the same height. We're not the same height. I'm handsome tall - you're the type of tall where, you walk through the airport, people stop what they're eating and look at you. You're like a freak.